*Okay, first I thought it was a problem in Gargoyle. The game begins with no room desc.
What you typed doesn't work.
(Absolutely nothing)
What you typed doesn't work.
With what?

*Just a prompt with nothing else.
With what?

but it's doing the exact same thing in the Adrift 3.9 runner....
With what?
With what?

restart
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The Hangover
An Interactive Fiction Computer Game
A Red Conine Game

Copyright @ 2009
Initialising game...


look
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.  Also here is your bathrobe.

ill-loking?
What you typed doesn't work.

*That's another typo.
What you typed doesn't work.

get it
(Absolutely nothing)
Take what?

get bathroom
Take what?

get bathrobe
You pick up your bathrobe.

x it
(your bathrobe)
Your bath robe. You actually wear this? Why, this is so wretched George Carlin would faint.

look
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

*I don't see any multimedia or anything.
What you typed doesn't work.

oh -- and started at 2:20 PM
What you typed doesn't work.

*So it should be okay to play in Gargoyle I guess.
(your bathrobe)
I don't understand what you want me to do with your bathrobe.

east
(Getting off your bed first)
You move east.
Your headache becomes worse as you look at the white tile of the, well, its supposed a bathroom. I suppose because you have your toothbrush here on your sink and a... my god thats a toilet! I couldn't tell. You might want to look at your sink. Your proud of this? To the west is Your Bedroom.

west
You move west.
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

west
You move west.
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.  The women is here.

quit

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>*Okay, try again. 12:35 PM on 10/23. First try didn't count...
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Yeah, no intro room description in either Gargoyle (scare) OR Adrift.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Which is very odd.
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

Also here is your bathrobe.

>*Did I mention "ill-loking" already?
What you typed doesn't work.

>*"You should really" doesn't have "you" capitalized, but should....
What you typed doesn't work.

>e
(Getting off your bathrobe first)
You move east.
Your Bathroom
Your headache becomes worse as you look at the white tile of the, well, its supposed a bathroom. I suppose because you have your toothbrush here on your sink and a... my god thats a toilet! I couldn't tell. You might want to look at your sink. Your proud of this? To the west is Your Bedroom.

>*Getting off my bathrobe?
What you typed doesn't work.

>*its should be "it's" -- "supposed a" should be "supposed to be a" ... wow
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Just tons of mistakes in the text.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Your should be "You're" -- a contraction.
What you typed doesn't work.

>x sink
[x -> examine]
A white, rusted sink where you would brush your teeth. By the way you treat your apartment I highly doubt you treat teeth any better. You should take a look at your toothbrush.  Your toothbrush is on the sink.

>*It keeps telling me what I'm supposed to do, and what I'm supposed to look at.
What you typed doesn't work.

>x teeth
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>x toothbrush
[x -> examine]
A red toothbrush. Something is written on the back. Perhaps you can read the writing. You could also put this in your bathrobe.

>get toothbrush
You take your toothbrush from the sink.

>read writing
What you typed doesn't work.

>read toothbrush
119-228-337-446

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are carrying your toothbrush.

>x me
[x -> examine]
You are as well as can be expected, considering the circumstances.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go west.

>look

Your Bathroom
Your headache becomes worse as you look at the white tile of the, well, its supposed a bathroom. I suppose because you have your toothbrush here on your sink and a... my god thats a toilet! I couldn't tell. You might want to look at your sink. Your proud of this? To the west is Your Bedroom.

>flush toilet
What you typed doesn't work.

>*boo
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Your Bathroom
Your headache becomes worse as you look at the white tile of the, well, its supposed a bathroom. I suppose because you have your toothbrush here on your sink and a... my god thats a toilet! I couldn't tell. You might want to look at your sink. Your proud of this? To the west is Your Bedroom.

>xyzzy
I'm sorry, but XYZZY doesn't do anything special in this game!

>brush teeth
What you typed doesn't work.

>brush
What you typed doesn't work.

>use toothbrush
I don't understand what you want me to do with your toothbrush.

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom

>verbose
The game is now in its verbose mode, which always gives long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there before).

>look

Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

Also here is your bathrobe.

>n
You can't go in that direction, but you can go east and west.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>*women -- should be "woman"
What you typed doesn't work.

>*wich should be which
What you typed doesn't work.

>x woman
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>kiss woman
I'm not sure it would appreciate that.

>kiss women
I'm not sure she would appreciate that!

>look

Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>touch women
I don't understand what you want me to do with Women.

>*Presumably, I'm not dressed at all?
What you typed doesn't work.

>push women
You push, but nothing happens.

>talk to women
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>look

Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>*rabblings?
What you typed doesn't work.

>turn on tv
You can't turn that.

>*Okay, this obviously isn't the story of "me" after all.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Because in my day, having a "women" over was a common thing.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Now, if a woman is sleeping on my couch, it's my wife. Ha ha.
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>x women
[x -> examine]
The mysterious women on your couch. She seems to be in a very deep slumber

>wake women
I don't understand what you want me to do with Women.

>n
You move north.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

Also here is your mail.

>*your should be you're -- need to learn about contractions...
What you typed doesn't work.

>x mail
[x -> examine]
There seems to be a single letter. The letter seems very urgent. You should read your mail and take it with you.

>get mail and read it
Take what?

>mail
I don't understand what you want me to do with your mail.

>get mail
You pick up your mail.

>read it
(your mail)
"Dear Sir, the 42nd Bank of America request that you come to our offices as you have failed to change your name on the card after you changed your own name. If you do not come to our offices and change the name on the card this said card will become useless." You changed you name? What the hell did you do last night?

>*I don't know where you're from, by here, I'm not able to receive mail about something
What you typed doesn't work.

>*I did the prior night. Even if it was sent this morning, I wouldn't get it until
What you typed doesn't work.

>*tomorrow, and that assumes it's *local* mail....
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>x tape
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>"there" should be "their"
What you typed doesn't work.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, south and west.

>s
You move south.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>n
You move north.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

The bum is here.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>*wait -- the bus stop is described to my east, yet it's actually to the west.
What you typed doesn't work.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

The bum is here.

>*There "seems to be" a bench? Either this is one, or there isn't... right?
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Why should I get him off the bench? What did he do to me?
What you typed doesn't work.

>move bum
You can't move that.

>talk to bum
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>kill bum
Bum avoids your feeble attempts.

>*He does, does he? Well, we'll see about that.
What you typed doesn't work.

>kick bum
You have the kicked the bum right off the bench! He is in a terrible mood but simply walks over to Fredrick Avenue. The bus has arrived! You should get on the bus. Go north to get on the bus.

(Your score has increased by 1)

>undo
Bus Stop
The previous turn has been undone.

>push bum
You push, but nothing happens.

>kick bum
You have the kicked the bum right off the bench! He is in a terrible mood but simply walks over to Fredrick Avenue. The bus has arrived! You should get on the bus. Go north to get on the bus.

(Your score has increased by 1)

>score
Your score is 1 out of a maximum of 7.  (14%)

>w
You move west.
The Park
This is a pleasent park. The fact that its actually clean and not half bad looking is surprising because its right by your horrid apartment building. There are green bushs and blue flowers. you could probably enjoy this much more if you didn't have such a bad hangover. Even a bench to sit down and relax is here. Even someone like you in terrible clothing could relax.

the pigeon is here.

>pleasant...
What you typed doesn't work.

>its should be it's -- another contraction eludes you...
What you typed doesn't work.

>bushs should be bushes
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Clothing? I thought I wasn't wearing anything?
What you typed doesn't work.

>x pigeon
[x -> examine]
This is a normal pigeon. A normal rat with wings. Probably the same pigeon that craps on your shoulder most mornings. This grey animal is a pest to all. The only to get rid of it would be to give it some seeds. Unless you have some seeds, you should really stay away from it.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are carrying your toothbrush and your mail.

>look

The Park
This is a pleasent park. The fact that its actually clean and not half bad looking is surprising because its right by your horrid apartment building. There are green bushs and blue flowers. you could probably enjoy this much more if you didn't have such a bad hangover. Even a bench to sit down and relax is here. Even someone like you in terrible clothing could relax.

the pigeon is here.

>w
You move west.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>*Oh, I forgot - no map here. Maybe I should have used the Adrift runner after all...
What you typed doesn't work.

>s
You move south.
Pharmacy
The bright white room acts like the sun and amplifies your headache. There is a clerk named Steve and random shoppers. You are to make it to the counter but any further into the store would be too much for you're hangover. There seems to be an asortment of cigerettes behind the counter and some asprin and... bird seeds? Thats odd. The only wat out is north back to Tennant Street.

The clerk Steve is here.

>*whoa.... there's a contraction. "you're" -- too bad it should be the possessive "your" :(
What you typed doesn't work.

>*wat should be way
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Nobody beta tested this at all.
What you typed doesn't work.

>credits
What you typed doesn't work.

>about

This is The Hangover, by Red Conine.
The game was last modified on 23 Jun 2009.

>look

Pharmacy
The bright white room acts like the sun and amplifies your headache. There is a clerk named Steve and random shoppers. You are to make it to the counter but any further into the store would be too much for you're hangover. There seems to be an asortment of cigerettes behind the counter and some asprin and... bird seeds? Thats odd. The only wat out is north back to Tennant Street.

The clerk Steve is here.

>get asprin
Take what?

>get seeds
Take what?

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>buy seeds
Nothing is for sale.

>*ooookay
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Pharmacy
The bright white room acts like the sun and amplifies your headache. There is a clerk named Steve and random shoppers. You are to make it to the counter but any further into the store would be too much for you're hangover. There seems to be an asortment of cigerettes behind the counter and some asprin and... bird seeds? Thats odd. The only wat out is north back to Tennant Street.

The clerk Steve is here.

>talk to steve
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>x steve
[x -> examine]
He is a tall man with short blonde hair. He wears a white and blue shirt with a nametag that proudly displays "Steve". He seems very interested in his book.

>x book
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>get book
Take what?

>read book
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Pharmacy
The bright white room acts like the sun and amplifies your headache. There is a clerk named Steve and random shoppers. You are to make it to the counter but any further into the store would be too much for you're hangover. There seems to be an asortment of cigerettes behind the counter and some asprin and... bird seeds? Thats odd. The only wat out is north back to Tennant Street.

The clerk Steve is here.

>x counter
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>get cigarettes
Take what?

>get cigerettes
Take what?

>sget seeds
What you typed doesn't work.

>get seeds
Take what?

>get seed
Take what?

>get bird seeds
Take what?

>look

Pharmacy
The bright white room acts like the sun and amplifies your headache. There is a clerk named Steve and random shoppers. You are to make it to the counter but any further into the store would be too much for you're hangover. There seems to be an asortment of cigerettes behind the counter and some asprin and... bird seeds? Thats odd. The only wat out is north back to Tennant Street.

The clerk Steve is here.

>get bird seed
Take what?

>get birdseed
Take what?

>x birdseed
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>ask steve about seeds
All seeds are four dollars. f you do not have four dollars please move on.

>*f should be "If"
What you typed doesn't work.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are carrying your toothbrush and your mail.

>n
You move north.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>ask steve about asprin
What you typed doesn't work.

>s
You move south.
Pharmacy
The bright white room acts like the sun and amplifies your headache. There is a clerk named Steve and random shoppers. You are to make it to the counter but any further into the store would be too much for you're hangover. There seems to be an asortment of cigerettes behind the counter and some asprin and... bird seeds? Thats odd. The only wat out is north back to Tennant Street.

The clerk Steve is here.

>ask steve about asprin
All pain relievers are five dollars. If you do not have pain relievers please move on.

>*Wait -- he was supposed to say "if you do not have five dollars please move on."
What you typed doesn't work.

>*but instead... well... you can see.
What you typed doesn't work.

>n
You move north.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>n
You move north.
Clothing Store
The store is a pale blue with bright lights. This is just not a good time to have a hangover my friend. The store is lined with racks of clothing. A clerk named Liel stands behind the counter with a magazine. All this cheap terrible clothes. All of them better then your clothes. Serisouly, why don't you buy here? The only way out is south.

Liam is here.

>*Wait -- is it Liel or Liam? The room desc says one thing, but just above, it says another.
What you typed doesn't work.

>ask liam about clothes
If you don't have five dollars then get out of here. When will they break the 99 minute rule?

>look

Clothing Store
The store is a pale blue with bright lights. This is just not a good time to have a hangover my friend. The store is lined with racks of clothing. A clerk named Liel stands behind the counter with a magazine. All this cheap terrible clothes. All of them better then your clothes. Serisouly, why don't you buy here? The only way out is south.

Liam is here.

>s
You move south.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, east and south.

>e
You move east.
The Park
This is a pleasent park. The fact that its actually clean and not half bad looking is surprising because its right by your horrid apartment building. There are green bushs and blue flowers. you could probably enjoy this much more if you didn't have such a bad hangover. Even a bench to sit down and relax is here. Even someone like you in terrible clothing could relax.

the pigeon is here.

>e
You move east.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>*I thought I already did.
What you typed doesn't work.

>kick bum
You kick, but nothing happens.

>push bum
You push, but nothing happens.

>*Painted on.
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>move bum
You can't move that.

>kick bum
You kick, but nothing happens.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>*Oh, there he is.
What you typed doesn't work.

>kick bum
Bum avoids your feeble attempts.

>kill bum
Bum avoids your feeble attempts.

>look

Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>n
You move north.
Burger Club
This horrid place that is coated with so much grease just standing in here could give you a heart attack but your head hurts too much to worry about that. The place seems to be empty except for the staff and a single obese man eating a burger. Behind the counter is a short women talking on her cellphone. Her nametag displays "Deby". There is a large menu but everything seems to just be either a burger, drink, or fries.

>talk to deby
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>ask deby about food
Deby does not respond to your question.

>ask deby about burger
Deby does not respond to your question.

>x deby
[x -> examine]
She wears the standard red uniform for Burger Club employees. She is talking on her phone and seems to have no respect or regard for you, the customer.

Deby is carrying some french fries.

>get fries
Deby refuses to give you the french fries!

>steal fries
I don't understand what you want me to do with the french fries.

>ask deby about fries
My god, why do people keep asking me for stuff? Fine, I'll give you some fries if you give me two dollars.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are carrying your toothbrush and your mail.

>look

Burger Club
This horrid place that is coated with so much grease just standing in here could give you a heart attack but your head hurts too much to worry about that. The place seems to be empty except for the staff and a single obese man eating a burger. Behind the counter is a short women talking on her cellphone. Her nametag displays "Deby". There is a large menu but everything seems to just be either a burger, drink, or fries.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go south.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go south.

>n
You can't go in that direction, but you can go south.

>s
You move south.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>s
You move south.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>n
You move north.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, south and west.

>s
You move south.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>u
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, east and south.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>*wait, to the east was supposed to be an empty apartment, right?
What you typed doesn't work.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>s
You move south.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>n
You move north.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>x bum
[x -> examine]
The is looking very angry as he sits on the curb. His smell seems to grow with his angry. You should really stay away from him.

>*with his angry should probably be "with his anger."
What you typed doesn't work.

>stay away from bum
I don't understand what you want me to do with Bum.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, south and west.

>n
You move north.
Burger Club
This horrid place that is coated with so much grease just standing in here could give you a heart attack but your head hurts too much to worry about that. The place seems to be empty except for the staff and a single obese man eating a burger. Behind the counter is a short women talking on her cellphone. Her nametag displays "Deby". There is a large menu but everything seems to just be either a burger, drink, or fries.

>s
You move south.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, east and west.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>s
You move south.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>undo
Hallway
The previous turn has been undone.

>s
You move south.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>e
You move east.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

Also here is your bathrobe.

>get bathrobe
You pick up your bathrobe.

>x bathrobe
[x -> examine]
Your bath robe. You actually wear this? Why, this is so wretched George Carlin would faint.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are carrying your bathrobe, your toothbrush and your mail.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are carrying your bathrobe, your toothbrush and your mail.

>wear bathrobe
You put on your bathrobe.

>remove bathrobe
You remove your bathrobe.

>look in bathrobe
You see no such thing.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>e
You move east.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>look

Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>open closet
Your closet is already open!

>look in closet
You see no such thing.

>e
You move east.
Your Bathroom
Your headache becomes worse as you look at the white tile of the, well, its supposed a bathroom. I suppose because you have your toothbrush here on your sink and a... my god thats a toilet! I couldn't tell. You might want to look at your sink. Your proud of this? To the west is Your Bedroom.

>open cabinet
Open what?

>open sink
You can't open the sink!

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>x bed
[x -> examine]
An ill-looking bed. I'm pitty you for the sole fact that you actually sleep there.

>look under bed
You see no such thing.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>look under women
You see no such thing.

>move woman
You can't move that.

>x woman
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>x couch
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>move woman
You can't move that.

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>*Wow, my house has a secret portal that lets me go to my bedroom whether I go
What you typed doesn't work.

>*east OR west from the living room.
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>e
You move east.
Your Bathroom
Your headache becomes worse as you look at the white tile of the, well, its supposed a bathroom. I suppose because you have your toothbrush here on your sink and a... my god thats a toilet! I couldn't tell. You might want to look at your sink. Your proud of this? To the west is Your Bedroom.

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>e
You move east.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>*Awesome.... I guess....
What you typed doesn't work.

>open fridge
Open what?

>open counter
Open what?

>x counter
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>*Things aren't implemented.
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>x me
[x -> examine]
You are as well as can be expected, considering the circumstances.

>*I'm I'm such a loser, why doesn't the "x me" tell me more about it.
What you typed doesn't work.

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>*I bet if I bought asprin and brought it back here, it would still say there is none.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Because the room desc is painted on...
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>n
You can't go in that direction, but you can go east and west.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>ask women about name
The women is in a deep slumber and does not respond.

>push women
You push, but nothing happens.

>kick women
Women avoids your feeble attempts.

>look

Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>n
You move north.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>x posters
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>*Oh, of course not. Why would I have expected to actually "see" those posters....
What you typed doesn't work.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, east and south.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>n
You move north.
Bus
You are inside the bus. There is no one onboard except the bus driver who has overly large headphones. You take you seat on the pleather bus seat. The pleather seems to have been torn and is mostly gone. There is also a blood stain on the seat next to you. The roar of the engine is terrible for your headache. You should just wait and get this ride over with.

Driver is here.

>x driver
[x -> examine]
This bus driver is obese, actually, he is the man from the Burger Club! What a sad life. He does seem happy, whatever music he is listening to must please him. And he can always look at you to cheer himself up.

>*Wait! The bus was already here before I went into the burger club.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*So how did... OMG... nevermind.... I'm just not meant to comprehend this craziness.
What you typed doesn't work.

>s
You can't go in any direction!

>x driver
[x -> examine]
This bus driver is obese, actually, he is the man from the Burger Club! What a sad life. He does seem happy, whatever music he is listening to must please him. And he can always look at you to cheer himself up.

>talk to driver
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>ask driver about bank
The man could not possibly hear you wearing those large headphones.

>look

Bus
You are inside the bus. There is no one onboard except the bus driver who has overly large headphones. You take you seat on the pleather bus seat. The pleather seems to have been torn and is mostly gone. There is also a blood stain on the seat next to you. The roar of the engine is terrible for your headache. You should just wait and get this ride over with.

Driver is here.

>get headphones
Take what?

>remove headphones
Remove what?

>z
[z -> wait]
The bus has now arrived at Corperate Street where every snooty business man works! This would include the offices the 42nd Bank of America. You can get off by going north.

>*So you *have* to wait, else nothing happens?
What you typed doesn't work.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>"enternece" ??? What's that????? I'm so confused!
What you typed doesn't work.

>undo
Bus
The previous turn has been undone.

>undo
Sorry, no more undo is available.

>loo
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Bus
You are inside the bus. There is no one onboard except the bus driver who has overly large headphones. You take you seat on the pleather bus seat. The pleather seems to have been torn and is mostly gone. There is also a blood stain on the seat next to you. The roar of the engine is terrible for your headache. You should just wait and get this ride over with.

Driver is here.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are carrying your bathrobe, your toothbrush and your mail.

>drop bathrobe
You drop your bathrobe.

>n
You move north.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>n
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>*but random people in suites -- should be "by random people in suits" I think....
What you typed doesn't work.

>x secretary
[x -> examine]
She is wearing a white blouse with black dress pants. Her hair is up in a bun and has a phone in her ear as she tries to write something. She looks very tired and about a million times better then you.

Secretary is carrying card name replacement form.

>get form
Secretary refuses to give you card name replacement form!

>look

42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>s
You move south.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>look

Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>wait
Time passes...

>*How do I get back on the bus so I can get my robe back?
What you typed doesn't work.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are carrying your toothbrush and your mail.

>look

Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>s
You move south.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>sit on bench
What you typed doesn't work.

>sit
You sit down on the ground.

>wait
Time passes...

>wait for bus
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>cry
There's no need for that!

>*Yes. Yes there is.
What you typed doesn't work.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are carrying your toothbrush and your mail.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
(Standing up first)
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>s
You move south.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>x sign
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>read sign
What you typed doesn't work.

>n
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>sit on bench
What you typed doesn't work.

>sit
You sit down on the ground.

>sit on bench
What you typed doesn't work.

>w
You can't go that way (at present).

>s
(Standing up first)
You move south.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>w
You can't go that way (at present).

>w
You can't go that way (at present).

>w
You can't go that way (at present).

>look

42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>x people
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>talk to secretary
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>e
You can't go that way (at present).

>look

42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>s
You move south.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>x dog
[x -> examine]
A brown furry dog with no collar. His fur seems very ruffed up and hasn't been groomed in years. He also seems very hungery.Well, he's better groomed then you atleast.

>*hungery should be hungry. Plus, need a space after the period.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*atleast should be at least. Maybe a comma before, too.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*But what's the point. This is just --- all of it needs major work.
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>s
You move south.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>restart
Do you really want to restart? Yes
The Hangover
An Interactive Fiction Computer Game
A Red Conine Game

Copyright @ 2009


>look

Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

Also here is your bathrobe.

>get bathrobe
You pick up your bathrobe.

>e
(Getting off your bathrobe first)
You move east.
Your Bathroom
Your headache becomes worse as you look at the white tile of the, well, its supposed a bathroom. I suppose because you have your toothbrush here on your sink and a... my god thats a toilet! I couldn't tell. You might want to look at your sink. Your proud of this? To the west is Your Bedroom.

>get toothbrush
You take your toothbrush from the sink.

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>n
You move north.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

Also here is your mail.

>get mail
You pick up your mail.

>read it
(your mail)
"Dear Sir, the 42nd Bank of America request that you come to our offices as you have failed to change your name on the card after you changed your own name. If you do not come to our offices and change the name on the card this said card will become useless." You changed you name? What the hell did you do last night?

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>n
You move north.
Burger Club
This horrid place that is coated with so much grease just standing in here could give you a heart attack but your head hurts too much to worry about that. The place seems to be empty except for the staff and a single obese man eating a burger. Behind the counter is a short women talking on her cellphone. Her nametag displays "Deby". There is a large menu but everything seems to just be either a burger, drink, or fries.

>s
You move south.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>s
You move south.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, east and south.

>n
You move north.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

The bum is here.

>kick bum
You have the kicked the bum right off the bench! He is in a terrible mood but simply walks over to Fredrick Avenue. The bus has arrived! You should get on the bus. Go north to get on the bus.

(Your score has increased by 1)

>w
You move west.
The Park
This is a pleasent park. The fact that its actually clean and not half bad looking is surprising because its right by your horrid apartment building. There are green bushs and blue flowers. you could probably enjoy this much more if you didn't have such a bad hangover. Even a bench to sit down and relax is here. Even someone like you in terrible clothing could relax.

the pigeon is here.

>kick pigeon
Pigeon avoids your feeble attempts.

>n
You can't go in that direction, but you can go east and west.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go east and west.

>w
You move west.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>s
You move south.
Pharmacy
The bright white room acts like the sun and amplifies your headache. There is a clerk named Steve and random shoppers. You are to make it to the counter but any further into the store would be too much for you're hangover. There seems to be an asortment of cigerettes behind the counter and some asprin and... bird seeds? Thats odd. The only wat out is north back to Tennant Street.

The clerk Steve is here.

>n
You move north.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>n
You move north.
Clothing Store
The store is a pale blue with bright lights. This is just not a good time to have a hangover my friend. The store is lined with racks of clothing. A clerk named Liel stands behind the counter with a magazine. All this cheap terrible clothes. All of them better then your clothes. Serisouly, why don't you buy here? The only way out is south.

Liam is here.

>x liam
[x -> examine]
Liam is normal height, old, and looks suspisciously like Peyton Westlake minus the lab coat. He is enjoying his Popular Scientist magazine.

>talk to liam
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go south.

>s
You move south.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>n
You move north.
Clothing Store
The store is a pale blue with bright lights. This is just not a good time to have a hangover my friend. The store is lined with racks of clothing. A clerk named Liel stands behind the counter with a magazine. All this cheap terrible clothes. All of them better then your clothes. Serisouly, why don't you buy here? The only way out is south.

Liam is here.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go south.

>look

Clothing Store
The store is a pale blue with bright lights. This is just not a good time to have a hangover my friend. The store is lined with racks of clothing. A clerk named Liel stands behind the counter with a magazine. All this cheap terrible clothes. All of them better then your clothes. Serisouly, why don't you buy here? The only way out is south.

Liam is here.

>s
You move south.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>e
You move east.
The Park
This is a pleasent park. The fact that its actually clean and not half bad looking is surprising because its right by your horrid apartment building. There are green bushs and blue flowers. you could probably enjoy this much more if you didn't have such a bad hangover. Even a bench to sit down and relax is here. Even someone like you in terrible clothing could relax.

the pigeon is here.

>look

The Park
This is a pleasent park. The fact that its actually clean and not half bad looking is surprising because its right by your horrid apartment building. There are green bushs and blue flowers. you could probably enjoy this much more if you didn't have such a bad hangover. Even a bench to sit down and relax is here. Even someone like you in terrible clothing could relax.

the pigeon is here.

>e
You move east.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>look

Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>sit on bench
You sit on the bench.

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>look

Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>kick bum
You kick, but nothing happens.

>e
(Getting off the bench first)
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>*where is the bus?
What you typed doesn't work.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, south and west.

>n
You move north.
Burger Club
This horrid place that is coated with so much grease just standing in here could give you a heart attack but your head hurts too much to worry about that. The place seems to be empty except for the staff and a single obese man eating a burger. Behind the counter is a short women talking on her cellphone. Her nametag displays "Deby". There is a large menu but everything seems to just be either a burger, drink, or fries.

>x man
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>x deby
[x -> examine]
She wears the standard red uniform for Burger Club employees. She is talking on her phone and seems to have no respect or regard for you, the customer.

Deby is carrying some french fries.

>s
You move south.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>x posters
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>x bum
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>x bum
[x -> examine]
The is looking very angry as he sits on the curb. His smell seems to grow with his angry. You should really stay away from him.

> w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

The bum is here.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>get bench
The bench is too heavy for you to carry.

>x bench
[x -> examine]
This bench is made of wood and seems very unpleasent but we must wait for the bus somehow.

>sit on bench
You sit on the bench.

>wait for bus
What you typed doesn't work.

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>sit
You sit down on the ground.

>w
(Standing up first)
You move west.
The Park
This is a pleasent park. The fact that its actually clean and not half bad looking is surprising because its right by your horrid apartment building. There are green bushs and blue flowers. you could probably enjoy this much more if you didn't have such a bad hangover. Even a bench to sit down and relax is here. Even someone like you in terrible clothing could relax.

the pigeon is here.

>x pigeon
[x -> examine]
This is a normal pigeon. A normal rat with wings. Probably the same pigeon that craps on your shoulder most mornings. This grey animal is a pest to all. The only to get rid of it would be to give it some seeds. Unless you have some seeds, you should really stay away from it.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go east and west.

>w
You move west.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, east and south.

>n
You move north.
Clothing Store
The store is a pale blue with bright lights. This is just not a good time to have a hangover my friend. The store is lined with racks of clothing. A clerk named Liel stands behind the counter with a magazine. All this cheap terrible clothes. All of them better then your clothes. Serisouly, why don't you buy here? The only way out is south.

Liam is here.

>x liam
[x -> examine]
Liam is normal height, old, and looks suspisciously like Peyton Westlake minus the lab coat. He is enjoying his Popular Scientist magazine.

>x liel
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>s
You move south.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>s
You move south.
Pharmacy
The bright white room acts like the sun and amplifies your headache. There is a clerk named Steve and random shoppers. You are to make it to the counter but any further into the store would be too much for you're hangover. There seems to be an asortment of cigerettes behind the counter and some asprin and... bird seeds? Thats odd. The only wat out is north back to Tennant Street.

The clerk Steve is here.

>x steve
[x -> examine]
He is a tall man with short blonde hair. He wears a white and blue shirt with a nametag that proudly displays "Steve". He seems very interested in his book.

>x book
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>x nametag
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
Tennant Street
This is just a normal street. Not in the outskirts but not in the deep downtown. Just a nice normal place. Why the hell don't you live here? Its just across the park? Perhaps if you didn't have a hangover you could realize that. Anyways, there is a clothing store to the north. There is a Pharmacy to the south. You should probably get some asprin.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, east and south.

>e
You move east.
The Park
This is a pleasent park. The fact that its actually clean and not half bad looking is surprising because its right by your horrid apartment building. There are green bushs and blue flowers. you could probably enjoy this much more if you didn't have such a bad hangover. Even a bench to sit down and relax is here. Even someone like you in terrible clothing could relax.

the pigeon is here.

>x bushs
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>x bush
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>x flowers
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>*1:10 PM now.
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

The Park
This is a pleasent park. The fact that its actually clean and not half bad looking is surprising because its right by your horrid apartment building. There are green bushs and blue flowers. you could probably enjoy this much more if you didn't have such a bad hangover. Even a bench to sit down and relax is here. Even someone like you in terrible clothing could relax.

the pigeon is here.

>sit on bench
You sit on the bench.

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>look

The Park
This is a pleasent park. The fact that its actually clean and not half bad looking is surprising because its right by your horrid apartment building. There are green bushs and blue flowers. you could probably enjoy this much more if you didn't have such a bad hangover. Even a bench to sit down and relax is here. Even someone like you in terrible clothing could relax.

the pigeon is here.

>*what triggers the bus?
What you typed doesn't work.

>e
(Getting off the bench first)
You move east.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>sit on bench
You sit on the bench.

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>look

Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>n
(Getting off the bench first)
You move north.
Bus
You are inside the bus. There is no one onboard except the bus driver who has overly large headphones. You take you seat on the pleather bus seat. The pleather seems to have been torn and is mostly gone. There is also a blood stain on the seat next to you. The roar of the engine is terrible for your headache. You should just wait and get this ride over with.

Driver is here.

>undo
Bus Stop
The previous turn has been undone.

>look

Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

Also here is the bench.

>*It was here all along??????
What you typed doesn't work.

>*No way....!!!
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Where does it say that!?!?!?
What you typed doesn't work.

>n
(Getting off the bench first)
You move north.
Bus
You are inside the bus. There is no one onboard except the bus driver who has overly large headphones. You take you seat on the pleather bus seat. The pleather seems to have been torn and is mostly gone. There is also a blood stain on the seat next to you. The roar of the engine is terrible for your headache. You should just wait and get this ride over with.

Driver is here.

>s
You can't go in any direction!

>undo
Bus
The previous turn has been undone.

>undo
Sorry, no more undo is available.

>look

Bus
You are inside the bus. There is no one onboard except the bus driver who has overly large headphones. You take you seat on the pleather bus seat. The pleather seems to have been torn and is mostly gone. There is also a blood stain on the seat next to you. The roar of the engine is terrible for your headache. You should just wait and get this ride over with.

Driver is here.

>z
[z -> wait]
The bus has now arrived at Corperate Street where every snooty business man works! This would include the offices the 42nd Bank of America. You can get off by going north.

>n
You move north.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north if you are wearing your robe. I highly doubt any of them would help you with a robe to cover up you pajamas.

That dog is here.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>get form
Secretary refuses to give you card name replacement form!

>ask secretary for form
I don't understand what you want me to do with card name replacement form.

>ask secretary about form
Secretary does not respond to your question.

>x form
[x -> examine]
You see nothing special about card name replacement form.

>look

42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your pajamas. This could not be awkward. Without your bathrobe, the secretary refuses to give you any form.

Secretary is here.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are carrying your bathrobe, your toothbrush and your mail.

>get form
Secretary refuses to give you card name replacement form!

>wear bathrobe
You put on your bathrobe.

>get form
Secretary refuses to give you card name replacement form!

>look

42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>ask secretary about debit card
Okay, If you want the "Card Name Replacemnt Form" I'll need your mail from us. Give me your mail.

>give mail to secretary
You have given the secretary your letter. She gives a form and tells you to procede to the Form Process Office. Her finger points to the east.

(Your score has increased by 1)

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk. Behind the single desk is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. This is the sad image of bureaucracy. The vast ammount of typing is not helping your headache. His nameplate on the desk reads Walter. The Lobby is to the east.

Walter is here.

>undo
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The previous turn has been undone.

>w
You can't go that way (at present).

>look

42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>ask secretary about debit card
Okay, If you want the "Card Name Replacemnt Form" I'll need your mail from us. Give me your mail.

>give mail to secretary
Secretary doesn't seem interested in your mail.

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk. Behind the single desk is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. This is the sad image of bureaucracy. The vast ammount of typing is not helping your headache. His nameplate on the desk reads Walter. The Lobby is to the east.

Walter is here.

>*ammount should be amount
What you typed doesn't work.

>*suite should be "suit"
What you typed doesn't work.

>*How is that a sad image?
What you typed doesn't work.

>talk to walter
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>give form to walter
Give what?

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush.

>*Where is the form?
What you typed doesn't work.

>w
You move west.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>get form
Secretary refuses to give you card name replacement form!

>*What was I supposed to do, again?
What you typed doesn't work.

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk. Behind the single desk is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. This is the sad image of bureaucracy. The vast ammount of typing is not helping your headache. His nameplate on the desk reads Walter. The Lobby is to the east.

Walter is here.

>x walter
[x -> examine]
He is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. He looks busy.

Walter is carrying the approval note.

>get note
Walter refuses to give you the approval note!

>ask walter for note
I don't understand what you want me to do with the approval note.

>aslk walter about note
I don't understand what you want me to do with the approval note.

>ask him about note
(Walter)
I can't talk about that unless you have the approval form for conversation on said topic.

>x note
[x -> examine]
You see nothing special about the approval note.

>look

Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk. Behind the single desk is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. This is the sad image of bureaucracy. The vast ammount of typing is not helping your headache. His nameplate on the desk reads Walter. The Lobby is to the east.

Walter is here.

>x note
[x -> examine]
You see nothing special about the approval note.

>x walter
[x -> examine]
He is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. He looks busy.

Walter is carrying the approval note.

>get approval note
Walter refuses to give you the approval note!

>ask walter for approval note
I don't understand what you want me to do with the approval note.

>ask walter about approval note
I can't talk about that unless you have the approval form for conversation on said topic.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush.

>w
You move west.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>get form
Secretary refuses to give you card name replacement form!

>*How do I get the form?
What you typed doesn't work.

>ask secretary about form
Secretary does not respond to your question.

>ask secretary for form
I don't understand what you want me to do with card name replacement form.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush.

>*I should have saved....
What you typed doesn't work.

>fill out form
I don't understand what you want me to do with card name replacement form.

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk. Behind the single desk is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. This is the sad image of bureaucracy. The vast ammount of typing is not helping your headache. His nameplate on the desk reads Walter. The Lobby is to the east.

Walter is here.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go west.

>w
You move west.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>n
You can't go in that direction, but you can go east and south.

>s
You move south.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north.

That dog is here.

>x dog
[x -> examine]
A brown furry dog with no collar. His fur seems very ruffed up and hasn't been groomed in years. He also seems very hungery.Well, he's better groomed then you atleast.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>ask secretary about form
Secretary does not respond to your question.

>ask secretary about walter
Secretary does not respond to your question.

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk. Behind the single desk is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. This is the sad image of bureaucracy. The vast ammount of typing is not helping your headache. His nameplate on the desk reads Walter. The Lobby is to the east.

Walter is here.

>ask walter about me
I can't talk about that unless you have the approval form for conversation on said topic.

>*I'm starting to fell like I *do* have a hangover....
What you typed doesn't work.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go west.

>w
You move west.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>x secretery
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>n
You can't go in that direction, but you can go east and south.

>*"This could not be awkward." Are you sure? Seems awkward to me...
What you typed doesn't work.

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk. Behind the single desk is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. This is the sad image of bureaucracy. The vast ammount of typing is not helping your headache. His nameplate on the desk reads Walter. The Lobby is to the east.

Walter is here.

>ask walter about form
I cannot process this form. You need the Card Name Replacement Form Approval Form in triplicate. For direction on where the approval form is, please consult the secretary. Here is a note for permision. just give the letter to secretary.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush and the approval note.

>w
You move west.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>give note to secretary
Okay, the approval form office is downstairs in the cellar. No elevator goes down that far so you'll have to take the stairs to the west. The Director of Form Requests is... odd. You'll see. The stairs are west.

>*odd?
What you typed doesn't work.

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk. Behind the single desk is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. This is the sad image of bureaucracy. The vast ammount of typing is not helping your headache. His nameplate on the desk reads Walter. The Lobby is to the east.

Walter is here.

>w
You move west.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush.

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk. Behind the single desk is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. This is the sad image of bureaucracy. The vast ammount of typing is not helping your headache. His nameplate on the desk reads Walter. The Lobby is to the east.

Walter is here.

>w
You move west.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>get form
Secretary refuses to give you card name replacement form!

>save
Ok.

>w
You move west.
Approval Form Office
This "office" is really just a large cellar with some cubicles which have metal doors... very odd. What is even more odd is that there is a low desk blocking off the cubicles and sitting, well, laying behind the desk on a small bean bag is a platypus. The nametag on the desk simply says "The Platypus - Director of Form Requests" Well, the upside is that the cellar is dark so your head doesn't hurt as bad. You should try to speak with the platypus. To the east is back to the lobby.

Platypus is here.

>*Is this a joke entry?
What you typed doesn't work.

>x platypus
[x -> examine]
The brown furry Platypus wags its beaver tail and looks rather angry. It has the body of an obese otter, the bil of a duck, and the tail of a beaver. It is proof that god has a sense of humor. Or perhaps thats you.

>*bil should be bill
What you typed doesn't work.

>*thats should be that's
What you typed doesn't work.

>talk to platypus
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>talk to platypus
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>look

Approval Form Office
This "office" is really just a large cellar with some cubicles which have metal doors... very odd. What is even more odd is that there is a low desk blocking off the cubicles and sitting, well, laying behind the desk on a small bean bag is a platypus. The nametag on the desk simply says "The Platypus - Director of Form Requests" Well, the upside is that the cellar is dark so your head doesn't hurt as bad. You should try to speak with the platypus. To the east is back to the lobby.

Platypus is here.

>x platypus
[x -> examine]
The brown furry Platypus wags its beaver tail and looks rather angry. It has the body of an obese otter, the bil of a duck, and the tail of a beaver. It is proof that god has a sense of humor. Or perhaps thats you.

>get form
Take what?

>ask platypus for form
What you typed doesn't work.

>ask platypus about form
Another person needs an approval form? Well, the certain form your looking, uh, a credit card name replacement form approval form? You need that in triplicate I see as well. The problem with that is that they are in three different places. Well, I could just give you three but that wouldn't be any fun. The first one would be thorugh the door behind me to the north. I hope you have a terrible day. 

>*Never any quotes around dialogue.
What you typed doesn't work.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north and east.

>n
You move north.
Storage Room
The door locks behind you. This room is also like the cellar. Dark to help your hangover. The room is crowded with random boxes and filing cabinets. There seems to be only one cabinet you can acess. You should look at the cabinet.

>look in cabinet
You see no such thing.

>x cabinet
[x -> examine]
This is a rusted filing cabinet and the only one even possible of opening in this storage room. There is also a sign on it that reads "Beware of the Leopard". You should probably try to open the cabinet.  The cabinet is closed.

>open cabinet
You open the cabinet.  Card name replacement approval form is inside the cabinet.

(Your score has increased by 1)

>get form
Take what?

>get approval
Take what?

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush.

>look

Storage Room
The door locks behind you. This room is also like the cellar. Dark to help your hangover. The room is crowded with random boxes and filing cabinets. There seems to be only one cabinet you can acess. You should look at the cabinet.

>get form
Take what?

>x cabinet
[x -> examine]
This is a rusted filing cabinet and the only one even possible of opening in this storage room. There is also a sign on it that reads "Beware of the Leopard". You should probably try to open the cabinet.  The cabinet is open.  Card name replacement approval form is inside the cabinet.

>get card name replacement approval form
You take card name replacement approval form from the cabinet.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>*Wait -- north? I thought the exit was south?
What you typed doesn't work.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
Utility Tunnel
This is a long utility tunnel. There is water driping from the concrete ceiling. It is very hot in here as the many pipes lining the walls are spewing out steam. Well, its better then your apartment. There is very little light down here which is good for your hangover. To the south is the storage room. To the north is deeper into the Utility Tunnel.

>*Oh. Okay.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*I guess it did lock behind me.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*its better then -- should be "it's better than"
What you typed doesn't work.

>n
You move north.
Utility Tunnel
This is a long utility tunnel. There is water driping from the concrete ceiling. It is very hot in here as the many pipes lining the walls are spewing out steam. You seem to be at the end. There is a large metal door. There is very little light down here which is good for your hangover. To the south is deeper into the tunnel. To the north is a metal door.

>n
You move north.
Psycho Hospital Room
The door you went through seems to be a false wall and is one. The room is a white padded room. The only door is a locked steel door. It seems you are stuck for the rest of your life. It was a crappy run anyways.

>*So, a joke entry after all?
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Psycho Hospital Room
The door you went through seems to be a false wall and is one. The room is a white padded room. The only door is a locked steel door. It seems you are stuck for the rest of your life. It was a crappy run anyways.

>e
You can't go in any direction!

>w
You can't go in any direction!

>n
You can't go in any direction!

>s
You can't go in any direction!

>unlock door
What you typed doesn't work.

>open door
Open what?

>look

Psycho Hospital Room
The door you went through seems to be a false wall and is one. The room is a white padded room. The only door is a locked steel door. It seems you are stuck for the rest of your life. It was a crappy run anyways.

>about

This is The Hangover, by Red Conine.
The game was last modified on 23 Jun 2009.

>n
You can't go in any direction!

>e
You can't go in any direction!

>w
You can't go in any direction!

>s
You can't go in any direction!

>n
You can't go in any direction!

>look

Psycho Hospital Room
The door you went through seems to be a false wall and is one. The room is a white padded room. The only door is a locked steel door. It seems you are stuck for the rest of your life. It was a crappy run anyways.

>x door
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>open door
Open what?

>*So this is it? This is all there is? The end?
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Is there a walkthrough?
What you typed doesn't work.

>x walkthrough
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>walkthru
What you typed doesn't work.

>walkthrough
What you typed doesn't work.

>help
These are some of the typical commands used in this adventure:

  [N]orth, [E]ast, [S]outh, [W]est, [U]p, [D]own, [In], [O]ut, [L]ook, [Exits]
  E[x]amine <object>, [Get <object>], [Drop <object>], [...it], [...all]
  [Where is <object>]
  [Give <object> to  <character>], [Open...], [Close...], [Ask <character> about <subject>]
  [Wear <object>], [Remove <object>], [I]nventory
  [Put <object> into <object>], [Put <object> onto <object>]

The License command displays SCARE's licensing terms and conditions.  The Version command displays SCARE's version number, and that of the game.

>hints
There are no hints available for this adventure.
You're just going to have to work it out for yourself...

>version
You are running the game with SCARE 1.3.3 [Adrift 4.00.44 compatible].
The game was created with Adrift version 3.90.

>*okay, so there is more to it?
What you typed doesn't work.

>*is the wt a joke?
What you typed doesn't work.

>restart
Do you really want to restart? Yes
The Hangover
An Interactive Fiction Computer Game
A Red Conine Game

Copyright @ 2009


>look

Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

Also here is your bathrobe.

>look in closet
You see no such thing.

>get up
Take what?

>look

Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

Also here is your bathrobe.

>enter closet
I don't understand what you want me to do with your closet.

>look in closet
You see no such thing.

>x closet
[x -> examine]
This closet is so stuffed that if a single thing was taken out, it could very well all fallout and risk your very own death. The only thing that seems to be removable is a two dollar bill.  Your closet is open.  A two dollar bill is inside your closet.

>e
(Getting off your bathrobe first)
You move east.
Your Bathroom
Your headache becomes worse as you look at the white tile of the, well, its supposed a bathroom. I suppose because you have your toothbrush here on your sink and a... my god thats a toilet! I couldn't tell. You might want to look at your sink. Your proud of this? To the west is Your Bedroom.

>get brush
Take what?

>get toothbrush
You take your toothbrush from the sink.

>w
You move west.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

Also here is your bathrobe.

>get bathrobe
You pick up your bathrobe.

>wear it
(your bathrobe)
You put on your bathrobe.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>n
You move north.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

Also here is your mail.

>get mail
You pick up your mail.

>n
You move north.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>n
You move north.
Burger Club
This horrid place that is coated with so much grease just standing in here could give you a heart attack but your head hurts too much to worry about that. The place seems to be empty except for the staff and a single obese man eating a burger. Behind the counter is a short women talking on her cellphone. Her nametag displays "Deby". There is a large menu but everything seems to just be either a burger, drink, or fries.

>give dollar to deby
Give what?

>give deby dollar
Give what?

>give dollars to deby
Give what?

>give bill to deby
Give what?

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush and your mail.

>s
You move south.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north, south and west.

>s
You move south.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

The bum is here.

>e
You move east.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>s
You move south.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>s
You move south.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>e
You move east.
Your Bedroom
You have a horrid hangover and no asprin in the apartment. This is your bedroom. Your ill-loking bed takes up most of the space. You have a closet and a bath robe on the floor. you should really take your robe and put it on. Its a good place to store things. To the east is your bathroom and to your west is the rest of your apartment.

>get bill
Take what?

>get dollar
Take what?

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush and your mail.

>x closet
[x -> examine]
This closet is so stuffed that if a single thing was taken out, it could very well all fallout and risk your very own death. The only thing that seems to be removable is a two dollar bill.  Your closet is open.  A two dollar bill is inside your closet.

>get bill
Take what?

>get two dollar bill
You take the two dollar bill from your closet.

>w
You move west.
Your Living Room
You living room wich also is your kitchen and dining room and just about everything else besides a bathroom. You have a kicthen counter and a fridge. There seems to be a table with three chairs. You have a TV and a couch as well... and a women is sleeping on the couch. How the hell did someone like you pull that off? She must have been drunk and by your headache so were you. To the north is the exit. To the east is Your Bedroom.

The women is here.

>n
You move north.
Hallway
This is a hallway. The dim lights help sooth your headache but the look of things well... the hallway looks as if its been abandon for years and a raging pack of monkeys came through here. There seems to be an ample supply of posters about some rock concert. To the south is your apartment. Your mail is at your feet. To the north is the staircase. To the east would the an empty apartment but there seems to be police tape around it. Good thing your a hard sleeper I suppose.

>n
You move north.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>give bill to deby
Give what?

>give two dollar bill to deby
Please be more clear, who do you want to give to?

>deby
What you typed doesn't work.

>give dollar to deby
Give what?

>give two dollar bill to deby
Please be more clear, who do you want to give to?

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush, your mail and a two dollar bill.

>look

Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>n
You move north.
Burger Club
This horrid place that is coated with so much grease just standing in here could give you a heart attack but your head hurts too much to worry about that. The place seems to be empty except for the staff and a single obese man eating a burger. Behind the counter is a short women talking on her cellphone. Her nametag displays "Deby". There is a large menu but everything seems to just be either a burger, drink, or fries.

>give two dollar bill to deby
Deby doesn't seem interested in the two dollar bill.

>get frieds
Take what?

>get fries
Deby refuses to give you the french fries!

>ask deby about fries
My god, why do people keep asking me for stuff? Fine, I'll give you some fries if you give me two dollars.

>give two dollar bill to deby
Deby doesn't seem interested in the two dollar bill.

>buy fries
Nothing is for sale.

>*Oooh, this hurts my head.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*The walkthrough doesn't even tell you exactly what to do.
What you typed doesn't work.

>give two dollar bill
Give what?

>two dollar bill
I don't understand what you want me to do with the two dollar bill.

>give two dollar bill to deby
Deby doesn't seem interested in the two dollar bill.

>puth toothbrush in bathrobe
I don't understand what you want me to do with your bathrobe.

>puth toothbrush in bathrobe
I don't understand what you want me to do with your bathrobe.

>put toothbrush in bathrobe
Your toothbrush is too big to fit inside your bathrobe.

>*It is?
What you typed doesn't work.

>x bathrobe
[x -> examine]
Your bath robe. You actually wear this? Why, this is so wretched George Carlin would faint.

>put two dollar bill in bathrobe
You put the two dollar bill in your bathrobe.

>give two dollar bill to deby
Deby doesn't seem interested in the two dollar bill.

>ask deby about fries
My god, why do people keep asking me for stuff? Fine, I'll give you some fries if you give me two dollars.

>get fries
Deby refuses to give you the french fries!

>buy fries
Nothing is for sale.

>get fries from deby
What do you want to get that from?

>give two dollar bill to deby
Deby doesn't seem interested in the two dollar bill.

>give two dollar bill to deby in exchange for fries
Give what?

>trade two dollar bill for fries
I don't understand what you want me to do with the french fries.

>trade bill for fries
I don't understand what you want me to do with the french fries.

>get fries
Deby refuses to give you the french fries!

>take fries
Deby refuses to give you the french fries!

>pay for fries
I don't understand what you want me to do with the french fries.

>give two dollar bill for fries
Give what?

>give two dollar bill to get fries
Give what?

>*What's the exact command I need???????????
What you typed doesn't work.

>*Oh, so I was supposed to wait until somebody comes in the psycho ward?
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Burger Club
This horrid place that is coated with so much grease just standing in here could give you a heart attack but your head hurts too much to worry about that. The place seems to be empty except for the staff and a single obese man eating a burger. Behind the counter is a short women talking on her cellphone. Her nametag displays "Deby". There is a large menu but everything seems to just be either a burger, drink, or fries.

>x menu
[x -> examine]
You see no such thing.

>get menu
Take what?

>get fries
Deby refuses to give you the french fries!

>give money to deby
Give what?

>give bill to deby
Give what?

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush and your mail.

>get money
Take what?

>get bill
Take what?

>get two
Take what?

>get two dollar bill
You take the two dollar bill from your bathrobe.

>get toothbrush
You've already got your toothbrush!

>give money to deby
Give what?

>give two dollar to deby
Give what?

>give two dollar bill to deby
Deby doesn't seem interested in the two dollar bill.

>look

Burger Club
This horrid place that is coated with so much grease just standing in here could give you a heart attack but your head hurts too much to worry about that. The place seems to be empty except for the staff and a single obese man eating a burger. Behind the counter is a short women talking on her cellphone. Her nametag displays "Deby". There is a large menu but everything seems to just be either a burger, drink, or fries.

>*So the game is unwinnable?
What you typed doesn't work.

>n
You can't go in that direction, but you can go south.

>s
You move south.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush, your mail and a two dollar bill.

>n
You move north.
Burger Club
This horrid place that is coated with so much grease just standing in here could give you a heart attack but your head hurts too much to worry about that. The place seems to be empty except for the staff and a single obese man eating a burger. Behind the counter is a short women talking on her cellphone. Her nametag displays "Deby". There is a large menu but everything seems to just be either a burger, drink, or fries.

>give mail to deby
Deby doesn't seem interested in your mail.

>give two dollar bill to deby
Deby doesn't seem interested in the two dollar bill.

>give two dollar bill to deby to get fries
Give what?

>ask deby for fries
I don't understand what you want me to do with the french fries.

>ask deby about fries
My god, why do people keep asking me for stuff? Fine, I'll give you some fries if you give me two dollars.

>give two dollars to deby
Give what?

>give two dollars to deby
Give what?

>ask deby for two dollars
What you typed doesn't work.

>ask deby for two dollar bill
I don't understand what you want me to do with the two dollar bill.

>ask deby about fries
My god, why do people keep asking me for stuff? Fine, I'll give you some fries if you give me two dollars.

>give two dollar bill to deby
Deby doesn't seem interested in the two dollar bill.

>show two dollar bill to deby
I don't understand what you want me to do with Deby.

>*Is this winnable???
What you typed doesn't work.

>get some fries
Deby refuses to give you the french fries!

>trade fries for two dollar bill
I don't understand what you want me to do with the two dollar bill.

>save
Ok.

>s
You move south.
Fedrick Avenue
Now that you have left your slum of an apartment building you can gaze upon the... uh, slum city street. The bright sun hits your head and your hangover is multiplied by ten. Your Apartment building has many random stores that should be avoided just by there look. The only one that seems safe is across the street. You should really move to somewhere else.  A "Burger Club" is to your north. To your east is a bus stop.

>w
You move west.
Bus Stop
This is the bus stop. This is the real slum. There are more posters all over the bench, the sidewalk is wet and slimey, and there seems to be a bench. The sun continues to make your headache worse. To the east is Fredrick Avenue. To the west is Tennant Street.  There is a bum on the bench. You should really get him off the bench.

The bum is here.

>kick bum
You have the kicked the bum right off the bench! He is in a terrible mood but simply walks over to Fredrick Avenue. The bus has arrived! You should get on the bus. Go north to get on the bus.

(Your score has increased by 1)

>n
You move north.
Bus
You are inside the bus. There is no one onboard except the bus driver who has overly large headphones. You take you seat on the pleather bus seat. The pleather seems to have been torn and is mostly gone. There is also a blood stain on the seat next to you. The roar of the engine is terrible for your headache. You should just wait and get this ride over with.

Driver is here.

>z
[z -> wait]
The bus has now arrived at Corperate Street where every snooty business man works! This would include the offices the 42nd Bank of America. You can get off by going north.

>n
You move north.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north.

That dog is here.

>n
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>e
You can't go that way (at present).

>w
You can't go that way (at present).

>e
You can't go that way (at present).

>talk to deby
No-one listens to your rabblings.

>get form
Secretary refuses to give you card name replacement form!

>e
You can't go that way (at present).

>ask secretary about form
Secretary does not respond to your question.

>e
You can't go that way (at present).

>ask secretary about form
Secretary does not respond to your question.

>look

42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>ask secretery about debit card
What you typed doesn't work.

>ask secretary about debit card
Okay, If you want the "Card Name Replacemnt Form" I'll need your mail from us. Give me your mail.

>e
You can't go that way (at present).

>give mail to secretary
You have given the secretary your letter. She gives a form and tells you to procede to the Form Process Office. Her finger points to the east.

(Your score has increased by 1)

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk. Behind the single desk is a short man in a suite stamping some papers with a bluetooth earpiece in his ear. This is the sad image of bureaucracy. The vast ammount of typing is not helping your headache. His nameplate on the desk reads Walter. The Lobby is to the east.

Walter is here.

>ask walter about form
I cannot process this form. You need the Card Name Replacement Form Approval Form in triplicate. For direction on where the approval form is, please consult the secretary. Here is a note for permision. just give the letter to secretary.

>get note
You've already got the approval note!

>w
You move west.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush, a two dollar bill and the approval note.

>give note to secretary
Okay, the approval form office is downstairs in the cellar. No elevator goes down that far so you'll have to take the stairs to the west. The Director of Form Requests is... odd. You'll see. The stairs are west.

>w
You move west.
Approval Form Office
This "office" is really just a large cellar with some cubicles which have metal doors... very odd. What is even more odd is that there is a low desk blocking off the cubicles and sitting, well, laying behind the desk on a small bean bag is a platypus. The nametag on the desk simply says "The Platypus - Director of Form Requests" Well, the upside is that the cellar is dark so your head doesn't hurt as bad. You should try to speak with the platypus. To the east is back to the lobby.

Platypus is here.

>ask platypus about form
Another person needs an approval form? Well, the certain form your looking, uh, a credit card name replacement form approval form? You need that in triplicate I see as well. The problem with that is that they are in three different places. Well, I could just give you three but that wouldn't be any fun. The first one would be thorugh the door behind me to the north. I hope you have a terrible day. 

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north and east.

>save
Ok.

>n
You move north.
Storage Room
The door locks behind you. This room is also like the cellar. Dark to help your hangover. The room is crowded with random boxes and filing cabinets. There seems to be only one cabinet you can acess. You should look at the cabinet.

>x cabinet
[x -> examine]
This is a rusted filing cabinet and the only one even possible of opening in this storage room. There is also a sign on it that reads "Beware of the Leopard". You should probably try to open the cabinet.  The cabinet is closed.

>open cabinet
You open the cabinet.  Card name replacement approval form is inside the cabinet.

(Your score has increased by 1)

>score
Your score is 3 out of a maximum of 7.  (42%)

>get approval form
You take card name replacement approval form from the cabinet.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
Utility Tunnel
This is a long utility tunnel. There is water driping from the concrete ceiling. It is very hot in here as the many pipes lining the walls are spewing out steam. Well, its better then your apartment. There is very little light down here which is good for your hangover. To the south is the storage room. To the north is deeper into the Utility Tunnel.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north and south.

>s
You move south.
Storage Room
This room is also like the cellar. Dark to help your hangover. The room is crowded with random boxes and filing cabinets. There seems to be only one cabinet you can acess. You should look at the cabinet. There seems to be a door behind the filing cabinet. East is the only way out.

>n
You move north.
Utility Tunnel
This is a long utility tunnel. There is water driping from the concrete ceiling. It is very hot in here as the many pipes lining the walls are spewing out steam. Well, its better then your apartment. There is very little light down here which is good for your hangover. To the south is the storage room. To the north is deeper into the Utility Tunnel.

>n
You move north.
Utility Tunnel
This is a long utility tunnel. There is water driping from the concrete ceiling. It is very hot in here as the many pipes lining the walls are spewing out steam. You seem to be at the end. There is a large metal door. There is very little light down here which is good for your hangover. To the south is deeper into the tunnel. To the north is a metal door.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north and south.

>w
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north and south.

>n
You move north.
Psycho Hospital Room
The door you went through seems to be a false wall and is one. The room is a white padded room. The only door is a locked steel door. It seems you are stuck for the rest of your life. It was a crappy run anyways.

>z
[z -> wait]
There is some tlaking behind the door followed by the clank of the steel door unlocking. This is your chance! Go west to leave!

>*tlaking should be talking
What you typed doesn't work.

>e
You can't go in that direction, but you can go west.

>w
You move west.
Psycho Hospital Cafeteria
You've made your way to the cafeteria. The entire room is white. The tables, plates, and clothes. The meal seems to be egg whites and milk. You and your terrible bathrobe stick out like a sore thumb. all the patients have name tags. There is a Larry, Moe, and Curly. There is also a doctor. You should probably talk to him.

Curly, Larry and Doctor are here.

>ask larry about form
If you keep talking to me I'll pluck you... and see if you're ripe!

>*Moe isn't listed.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*How'd the Three Stooges come into this?
What you typed doesn't work.

>x doctor
[x -> examine]
The doctor wears teal scrubs and white labcoat. He looks hungery but refuses to eat the cafeteria food.

Doctor is carrying card name replacement approval form and pyscho hospital keys.

>get form
Take what?

>get keys
Doctor refuses to give you pyscho hospital keys!

>ask doctor for keys
I don't understand what you want me to do with pyscho hospital keys.

>ask doctor for card
What you typed doesn't work.

>ask doctor about card
Its been awhile since someone has come thorugh here for the apporval form. If you give me some fries, I'll give you the keys out of here and the second approval form. If not, you can rot in here with those three pyschos. 

>*But I can't get fries.
What you typed doesn't work.

>e
You move east.
Psycho Hospital Room
The door you went through seems to be a false wall and is one. The room is a white padded room. The only door is a locked steel door. It seems you are stuck for the rest of your life. It was a crappy run anyways.

>w
You move west.
Psycho Hospital Cafeteria
You've made your way to the cafeteria. The entire room is white. The tables, plates, and clothes. The meal seems to be egg whites and milk. You and your terrible bathrobe stick out like a sore thumb. all the patients have name tags. There is a Larry, Moe, and Curly. There is also a doctor. You should probably talk to him.

Curly, Larry and Doctor are here.

>s
You move south.
Country Road
As you exit the Pyscho Hospital, a private jet begins to lands and stops in front of you. A man opens the enterence and throws down a ladder. He tells you that the Director of Form Request needs you as soon as possible. He waves for you to climb up. The massive roar of the jet brings a form of pain you never knew existed to your hangover. This just isn't your day. Go south to get in the jet.

>*Whoa... I guess it didn't matter.
What you typed doesn't work.

>n
You can't go in that direction, but you can go south.

>undo
Country Road
The previous turn has been undone.

>look

Country Road
As you exit the Pyscho Hospital, a private jet begins to lands and stops in front of you. A man opens the enterence and throws down a ladder. He tells you that the Director of Form Request needs you as soon as possible. He waves for you to climb up. The massive roar of the jet brings a form of pain you never knew existed to your hangover. This just isn't your day. Go south to get in the jet.

>s
You move south.
Jet
The jet is very nice. There are layzboy chairs and a round table in the middle. A few million times better then your apartment. The man gives a metal box with a keyboard on it. He explains that the last approval form is in the box. The Director explained that he gave you the code last night via a toothbrush. *To type on the keyboard, simple write "type xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx"* I really hope you brought your toothbrush. The man walks into the cockpit, leaving you alone with the box. The jet takes off, leaving you stuck in the jet with the box.

>x toothbrush
[x -> examine]
A red toothbrush. Something is written on the back. Perhaps you can read the writing. You could also put this in your bathrobe.

>read toothbrush
119-228-337-446

>type 119-228-337-446
The box opens, showing the third and final approval form. The piece of paper almost gleams as you have finally completed your task of getting three approval forms. You take the approval form with pride. Suddenly, the man comes from the cockpit explaning that the plane is going to crash. He takes the only parachute and jumps out.

(Your score has increased by 1)

>score
Your score is 4 out of a maximum of 7.  (57%)

>e
You move east.
Corperate Street
This street is clean and lined with gray office buildings with nothing else. They all look the same except what sign is over the enternece. And you came here in your pajamas! These suites are going to eat you alive. The bus has left you. There is also a dog here. He seem's very hungry. If only you could give him some food. The only place to go now is the 42nd Bank of America to the north.

That dog is here.

>*Whoa.... no parachute or anything.
What you typed doesn't work.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go north.

>n
You move north.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk.  Except this time, the platypus is here. He seems happy. You give approval notes to platypus.

Walter is here.

>*Walter is here too though.
What you typed doesn't work.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush, a two dollar bill, card name replacement approval form and card name replacement approval form.

>give note to platypus
Give what?

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush, a two dollar bill, card name replacement approval form and card name replacement approval form.

>give form to platypus
Give what?

>give replacement form to platypus
Give what?

>give approval notes to platypus
Give what?

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush, a two dollar bill, card name replacement approval form and card name replacement approval form.

>give approval form to platypus
Please be more clear, what do you want to give?  Card name replacement approval form or card name replacement approval form?

>give card name replacement approval forms to platypus
Give what?

>give card name replacement approval forms to platypus
Give what?

>give approval forms to platypus
Give what?

>*Because I''m missing one?
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk.  Except this time, the platypus is here. He seems happy. You give approval notes to platypus.

Walter is here.

>give approval forms to walter
Give what?

>w
You move west.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>w
You move west.
Approval Form Office
This "office" is really just a large cellar with some cubicles which have metal doors... very odd. The platypus is no where to be seen.

Platypus is here.

>n
You can't go that way (at present).

>look

Approval Form Office
This "office" is really just a large cellar with some cubicles which have metal doors... very odd. The platypus is no where to be seen.

Platypus is here.

>s
You can't go in that direction, but you can go east.

>e
You move east.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk.  Except this time, the platypus is here. He seems happy. You give approval notes to platypus.

Walter is here.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush, a two dollar bill, card name replacement approval form and card name replacement approval form.

>give approval notes to platypus
Give what?

>give notes to platypus
Give what?

>*Is "give" broken?
What you typed doesn't work.

>giive approval notes to platypus
What you typed doesn't work.

>gave approval notes to platypus
What you typed doesn't work.

>*So you can't win?
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk.  Except this time, the platypus is here. He seems happy. You give approval notes to platypus.

Walter is here.

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush, a two dollar bill, card name replacement approval form and card name replacement approval form.

>give card name replacement approval forms to platypus
Give what?

>give card name replacement approval form to platypus
Please be more clear, what do you want to give?  Card name replacement approval form or card name replacement approval form?

>the first one
What you typed doesn't work.

>give card name replacement approval form 1 to platypus
Give what?

>give either card name replacement approval form to platypus
Give what?

>give card name replacement approval form to platypus
Please be more clear, what do you want to give?  Card name replacement approval form or card name replacement approval form?

>give all to platypus
Give what?

>give all
Give what?

>show all
What you typed doesn't work.

>give all
Give what?

>give form to platypus
Give what?

>give forms to platypus
Give what?

>give all forms to platypus
Give what?

>look

Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk.  Except this time, the platypus is here. He seems happy. You give approval notes to platypus.

Walter is here.

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>z
[z -> wait]
Time passes...

>w
You move west.
42nd Bank of America Lobby
The lobby is covered in tile with waiting benches, a metal detector, and a secretary behind a rather large desk. The room smells rather odd and the secruity is sleeping. The benches are all occupied but random people in suites, forcing you to stand in your bathrobe. This could not be awkward. You should ask the secretary about debit card.

Secretary is here.

>e
You move east.
Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk.  Except this time, the platypus is here. He seems happy. You give approval notes to platypus.

Walter is here.

>give approval forms to platypus
Give what?

>give approval notes to platypus
Give what?

>i
[i -> inventory]
You are wearing your bathrobe, and you are carrying your toothbrush, a two dollar bill, card name replacement approval form and card name replacement approval form.

>give card name replacement approval notes to platypus
Give what?

>give approval notes to platypus
Give what?

>give approval forms to platypus
Give what?

>*Because I only have 2 of the 3?
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk.  Except this time, the platypus is here. He seems happy. You give approval notes to platypus.

Walter is here.

>give approval notes
Give what?

>give
Give what?

>*1:45 PM. I think I"m done. I don't see any way possible to win.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*But I guess it's no big deal, since the WT explains what happens at the end.
What you typed doesn't work.

>*And why would I be changing my name anyway?
What you typed doesn't work.

>look

Form Process Office
This is a massive room with many many cubicles. There is a single desk in front of you while the massive ammount of cubicles loom behind the single desk.  Except this time, the platypus is here. He seems happy. You give approval notes to platypus.

Walter is here.

>*1:45 PM.
What you typed doesn't work.

>quit
Do you really want to quit? Yes