Glk transcript is now on. >*Okay, I'm going to play this in Gargoyle. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*Although maybe I need to increase the font size first. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >restart Do you really want to restart? Yes Yon Astounding Castle! of some sort Forsooth! Prepareth yeself, adventurer, for ye hath enter'd... YON ASTOUNDING CASTLE! of some sort ----- ----- ----- Hear ye! Hear ye! 'Twas writ using ye olde ADRIFT 4, for which all rights of copy & such doth hereforeto belongeth to Campbell Wild for ye years ranging from 1998 until their expiry or whate'er. 'Twas writ by olde scribbling scribe, Tiberius Thingamus, as a well-bedraggled tome of yon fantasy gamestoryness or as some gamestory-type thing. Ye First Version released upon ye Twenty-Ninth of September in ye Ninth Year of ye Second Millenium Anno Domini. ----- ----- ----- [presseth of yon return key to continue] Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is up, preventing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. To learneth how to playeth yon game, typeth tutorial or tut and presseth return. Typeth not of ye word help, for yon message knoweth not what it talketh about. Always presseth ye return key after ye typeth ye commands. >*Ah, I think I remember now why I never actually *played* Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*Thy Dungeonman. This is hard to read. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >about "Yon Astounding Castle! of some sort", 29 Sep 2009, Tiberius Thingamus. >xyzzy Nothing happeneth. >*Ha Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is up, preventing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >restart Do you really want to restart? Yes Yon Astounding Castle! of some sort Forsooth! Prepareth yeself, adventurer, for ye hath enter'd... YON ASTOUNDING CASTLE! of some sort ----- ----- ----- Hear ye! Hear ye! 'Twas writ using ye olde ADRIFT 4, for which all rights of copy & such doth hereforeto belongeth to Campbell Wild for ye years ranging from 1998 until their expiry or whate'er. 'Twas writ by olde scribbling scribe, Tiberius Thingamus, as a well-bedraggled tome of yon fantasy gamestoryness or as some gamestory-type thing. Ye First Version released upon ye Twenty-Ninth of September in ye Ninth Year of ye Second Millenium Anno Domini. ----- ----- ----- [presseth of yon return key to continue] Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is up, preventing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. To learneth how to playeth yon game, typeth tutorial or tut and presseth return. Typeth not of ye word help, for yon message knoweth not what it talketh about. Always presseth ye return key after ye typeth ye commands. >quit Do you really want to quit? Yes Glk transcript is now on. >*Okay, restarted with larger fonts. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >Glk transcript is now on. >*Okay, that's better. Upped the Gargoyle font sizes. Better now. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*Wish there was a GUI setup for that though, instead of just an INI file. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*Okay, 11:05 AM - getting started. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is up, preventing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >x moat [x -> examine] Would ye like to taketh ye jump in yon moat? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] Ye jumpeth into ye moat and are eaten by ye moat monster. Alas! Ye hath died. [presseth return to continue] FINAL SCORE: DEAD O'er ye course of yon adventure, ye collected 0 unit(s) of treasure or treasure-like things. Also, ye died. Verily, a poor fate! Would you like to RESTART, UNDO a turn, or QUIT? Undo The previous turn has been undone. >look Please answereth YEA or NAY. >nay Ye water looketh pretty grody, anyway. >look Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is up, preventing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >x tree [x -> examine] Yon tree is tall and nutful. It reacheth clear past ye top of ye castle wall. >look Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is up, preventing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >get nut Ye cannot reacheth yon nuts from ye place on ye ground. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Nut Tree Ye standeth within yon nut tree and clingeth to't quite precariously. Yon nuts decorate ye nut tree nutfully. Ye noticeth yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth o'er ye castle wall to ye east. >undo Outside Yon Castle [The previous turn has been undone.] >climb tree [up tree] I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon nut tree. >climb tree [up tree] I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon nut tree. >*Booo.... that should definitely have worked. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is up, preventing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Nut Tree Ye standeth within yon nut tree and clingeth to't quite precariously. Yon nuts decorate ye nut tree nutfully. Ye noticeth yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth o'er ye castle wall to ye east. >map Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*Oh, Gargoyle doesn't have the Adrift map. I forgot about that. Bummer. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >e Atop Ye Castle Wall Ye standeth atop ye castle wall, o'erlooking yon castle courtyard to ye east. Yon towers loometh north and south, and yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth from ye west. A jolly breeze bloweth ye hair about (or tickleth ye scalp if ye be bald). >x me [x -> examine] Ye looketh like yeself. >xyzzy Nothing happeneth. >plugh Yon hollow voice repeateth ye. >plover Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >plugh Yon hollow voice repeateth ye. >plugh Yon hollow voice repeateth ye. >look Atop Ye Castle Wall Ye standeth atop ye castle wall, o'erlooking yon castle courtyard to ye east. Yon towers loometh north and south, and yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth from ye west. A jolly breeze bloweth ye hair about (or tickleth ye scalp if ye be bald). >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye North Tower Ye standeth inside ye north tower, where existeth ye and yon drawbridge operating contraption. >x contraption [x -> examine] Yon contraption hath a note on it that sayeth: "Open for open, closed for closed." Yon drawbridge operating contraption is closed. >open contraption Ye openeth yon drawbridge operating contraption. Ye heareth yon loud, creaking kaboom as ye drawbridge falleth open suddenly. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south. >s Ye moveth south. Atop Ye Castle Wall >verbose The game is now in its verbose mode, which always gives long descriptions of locations (even if you've been there before). >look Atop Ye Castle Wall Ye standeth atop ye castle wall, o'erlooking yon castle courtyard to ye east. Yon towers loometh north and south, and yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth from ye west. A jolly breeze bloweth ye hair about (or tickleth ye scalp if ye be bald). >s Ye attempteth yon southward motions, but there is no way into yon tower to ye south. Ye south tower must be one of ye olde decorative towers that showeth up on ye really olde castles all ye time. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Nut Tree Ye standeth within yon nut tree and clingeth to't quite precariously. Yon nuts decorate ye nut tree nutfully. Ye noticeth yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth o'er ye castle wall to ye east. >e Atop Ye Castle Wall Ye standeth atop ye castle wall, o'erlooking yon castle courtyard to ye east. Yon towers loometh north and south, and yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth from ye west. A jolly breeze bloweth ye hair about (or tickleth ye scalp if ye be bald). >e Ye would rather not jumpeth down from atop ye wall. 'Twould be quite harmful to ye health (yea, verily). Instead ye ought to goeth west into yon nut tree and climbeth safely downward. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Nut Tree Ye standeth within yon nut tree and clingeth to't quite precariously. Yon nuts decorate ye nut tree nutfully. Ye noticeth yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth o'er ye castle wall to ye east. >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and down. >d Ye moveth down. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >e Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. This seemeth like ye right time to mentioneth yon mandatory warning that ye should examineth ev'rything which ye doth see in ye room description. Or else 'tis quite possibly too late, but ye should hath figured as much. >x squirrel [x -> examine] Yea, verily, ye squirrel in yon courtyard looketh pretty weird. Ye hopeth 'tis not rabid. >x greenery [x -> examine] Ye pondereth for what reason 'tis not blue, and then recalleth of yon biology classes and ye olde chlorophyll, which maketh ye feeleth pleased with yeself for some reason. WHAT, HO! Inside ye findeth one of ye silver keys! (See Footnote 2) >footnote 2 Footnote #2: "Ev'ryone knoweth that wily wizards useth ye silver key(s) to locketh away their secret dungeon-things. Howe'er, ye should feeleth bold in unveiling ye secrets ahead and thinketh not of ye unlocking actions as or in such terms as ye may otherwise describeth an invasion o' privacy or any other such legal abuse(s). Under Section 4 of Ye Olde Adventurer's Code, any & all wizards doth forfeiteth such protections when they becometh evil." >*Heh Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >x drawbridge [x -> examine] Yon drawbridge leadeth o'er yon moat and most monster(s) into yon castle. >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye Place With A Rack In It Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye north of yon courtyard, ye origin and/or purpose of which ye doth not know. Ye suspecteth it may fore'er be shrouded in mystery. Lo, there stretcheth across ye wall yon rack of some kind. In ye corner there standeth yon belt resizing device. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye south. >x rack [x -> examine] 'Tis ye rack for belt-holding. Ye magic belt, ye intercontinental title and yon other belts are on ye belt rack. >get belts Ye taketh yon other belts from ye belt rack. Unfortunarily, yon other belts captureth not ye interest. Therefore ye returneth yon other belts to ye belt rack. >get magic belt Ye taketh ye magic belt from ye belt rack. >x it [x -> examine] [examine ye magic belt] It looketh 3 size(s) too big for ye. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye magic belt and 1 silver key(s). >wear belt Ye putteth on ye magic belt. Ye magic belt slippeth down from around ye pantaloons and ye scrambleth to catch it. It appeareth to be 3 size(s) too big for ye, yet. >look Inside Ye Beltery Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye north of yon courtyard, which ye be pretty sure is ye beltery, for 'tis hung quite copiously with yon belts upon ye belt rack. In ye corner of ye beltery doth stand yon belt resizing device. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye south. >x device [x -> examine] Lo, 'tis yon device for ye resizing of all manner of belts & belt-like things. If ye wisheth to resizeth ye belt with yon device, ye could placeth ye belt upon yon device and pulleth upon yon belt resizing lever. Howe'er, yon device appeareth to be missing yon resizing wheel cronkle (or, verily, a resizing wheel cronkle type thing). >look Inside Ye Beltery Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye north of yon courtyard, which ye be pretty sure is ye beltery, for 'tis hung quite copiously with yon belts upon ye belt rack. In ye corner of ye beltery doth stand yon belt resizing device. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye south. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south and out. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south and out. >out Ye moveth out. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >s Ye moveth south. Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >open cupboard Ye openeth ye magic cupboard. >look inside Ye doth see no such thing. >look in cupboard Ye cannot tell what maketh ye otherwise normal-looking cupboard magical, but ye taketh its word for it. Ye magic cupboard is open. >look inside cupboard Ye doth see no such thing. >search cupboard Ye doth not need to useth ye verb "search" in this game. Instead, useth "examine" to looketh at particular things ye may see in ye room descriptions. >x cupboard [x -> examine] Ye cannot tell what maketh ye otherwise normal-looking cupboard magical, but ye taketh its word for it. Ye magic cupboard is open. >look Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye magic belt and 1 silver key(s). >x belt [x -> examine] It looketh 3 size(s) too big for ye. >look Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >x chimminy [x -> examine] It looketh like any other chimminy in ye hovel. >x chimney [x -> examine] It looketh like any other chimminy in ye hovel. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north, up and out. >d Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north, up and out. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Hovel Chimminy Ye standeth in ye hovel chimminy. 'Tis quite uncomfortable, especially with ye steam from yon stewpot blowing up at ye bum. Ye chimminy groweth too tight to continueth ye way up, but ye thinketh ye could climb ye way back down without much of yon fussing and/or consternation. Ye doth see yon sooty string hanging up here. >undo Inside Ye Hovel [The previous turn has been undone.] >look Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >*Was it even hinted that I can go up? [*Was ye chimminy even hinted that I can go up?] 'Twill sufficeth to entereth ye direction. If ye be uncertain which wayes ye may moveth, typeth exits. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Hovel Chimminy Ye standeth in ye hovel chimminy. 'Tis quite uncomfortable, especially with ye steam from yon stewpot blowing up at ye bum. Ye chimminy groweth too tight to continueth ye way up, but ye thinketh ye could climb ye way back down without much of yon fussing and/or consternation. Ye doth see yon sooty string hanging up here. >get string Ye picketh up yon sooty string. Unfortunarily, yon string turneth out to be terribly slippery and it droppeth from ye hands-- ye believeth it disappeareth into yon stewpot. Howe'er, ye manageth to catch of ye grimy key which appeareth to have been tied to ye other end of yon string. Ye may confirmeth ye hath yon grimy key by typing i to checketh ye inventory. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt and 1 silver key(s). >get string Taketh what? >look In Ye Hovel Chimminy Ye standeth in ye hovel chimminy. 'Tis quite uncomfortable, especially with ye steam from yon stewpot blowing up at ye bum. Ye chimminy groweth too tight to continueth ye way up, but ye thinketh ye could climb ye way back down without much of yon fussing and/or consternation. >d Ye moveth down. Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >x pot [x -> examine] It boileth without flame to boil it. Verily, 'tis quite curious, but ye chalketh it up to ye magical properties of ye hovelry. Yon steam traveleth up ye chimminy. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north, up and out. >out Ye moveth out. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >x articles [x -> examine] Yon articles appeareth to be of recent news. Ye might read them, if ye be curious. >read articles Ye articles readeth something to ye effect of: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ "TERROR! ICE WIZARD THREATENETH YE KINGDOM! Malwegor, ye Evil Blizzard King hath spake ye Curse of bad spakery upon ye Kingdom, and ruleth with yon confused tongue! Ye last hope of yon dwarfs of ye realm be thus: to layeth about ye Ten Ancient Treasures to lure ye hero bespaken in ye Old Prophecy. Ye wizard shalt no doubt blocketh our ev'ry attempt with ye olde foul trickery, and yet we must trusteth ye hero can overcome... So sayeth Fundrigglin, and so it shall be!" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ye briefly pondereth to what all this nonsense refereth. >read articles Ye articles readeth something to ye effect of: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ "TERROR! ICE WIZARD THREATENETH YE KINGDOM! Malwegor, ye Evil Blizzard King hath spake ye Curse of bad spakery upon ye Kingdom, and ruleth with yon confused tongue! Ye last hope of yon dwarfs of ye realm be thus: to layeth about ye Ten Ancient Treasures to lure ye hero bespaken in ye Old Prophecy. Ye wizard shalt no doubt blocketh our ev'ry attempt with ye olde foul trickery, and yet we must trusteth ye hero can overcome... So sayeth Fundrigglin, and so it shall be!" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ye briefly pondereth to what all this nonsense refereth. >look Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >*I think the protagonist is mentally unstable. A simpleton... Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >w Ye moveth west. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >*Wait -- it says I can return to the south to the courtyard, yet it's west... [*Wait -- yon articles says I can return to the south to the courtyard] I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon articles. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west, up and out. >look Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >*See, it's a mistake. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west, up and out. >out Ye moveth out. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >*Why "out" ? Ye needeth not put quotes in ye commands. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >u Ye moveth up. Ye Olde Library Ye standeth in ye olde library. Yon ancient shelves of lore filleth ye library, and thereby doth ye aire reek of musty & aged odours. In ye centre of ye room is yon reading table. Yon flight o' stairs leadeth ye back down. Ye wizard sitteth at ye table, reading ye spell scroll. Ye longly-bearded wizard looketh upon ye from under ye great cowl of yon robe and sayeth: "Ev'ry room holdeth ye wisdom! Readeth of yon lore Ye findeth on ye floor-- And may ye saveth ye kingdom!" Thus ye wizard doth spake, and promptly dieth. With yon twinkling spurkle, ye wizard disappeareth, leaving in yon wake ye Booke of Wisdom. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Ye Olde Library Ye standeth in ye olde library. Yon ancient shelves of lore filleth ye library, and thereby doth ye aire reek of musty & aged odours. In ye centre of ye room is yon reading table. Yon flight o' stairs leadeth ye back down. Upon ye floor layeth ye Booke of Wisdom. >get book Ye picketh up ye Booke of Wisdom. >read it [read ye Booke of Wisdom] Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye library holdeth great knowledge-- ye greatest of all being yon spell scrollery. Searcheth ye yon library for ye magic if ye wisheth ye liveth through yon dangers ahead!" >searcheth library Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >search library Ye doth not need to useth ye verb "search" in this game. Instead, useth "examine" to looketh at particular things ye may see in ye room descriptions. >goeth w Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Olde Library Ye standeth in ye olde library. Yon ancient shelves of lore filleth ye library, and thereby doth ye aire reek of musty & aged odours. In ye centre of ye room is yon reading table. Yon flight o' stairs leadeth ye back down. >x table [x -> examine] It appeareth quite convenient for ye reading & reading-type activities. Ye spell scroll and ye olde cheese are on ye reading table. >get cheese and scroll Ye taketh ye spell scroll and ye olde cheese from ye reading table. >x cheese [x -> examine] Yon rather aged dribble o' Camembert. 'Tis covered o'er with yon pearlish, downy crust. >x scroll [x -> examine] Ye scroll is writ in ye ancient runes of Mamnor. Ye cannot readeth of it except for ye word "Klarthaphmo", which ye thinketh is not a real word. >read it [read ye spell scroll] Ye scroll is writ in ye ancient runes of Mamnor. Ye cannot readeth of it except for ye word "Klarthaphmo", which ye thinketh is not a real word. >look Ye Olde Library Ye standeth in ye olde library. Yon ancient shelves of lore filleth ye library, and thereby doth ye aire reek of musty & aged odours. In ye centre of ye room is yon reading table. Yon flight o' stairs leadeth ye back down. >*Why does "look" clear the screen? Ye needeth not put quotes in ye commands. >x table [x -> examine] It appeareth quite convenient for ye reading & reading-type activities. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >*So this was the scroll? It was right there on the table? [*So this was the scroll? ye reading table was right there on the table?] I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with ye reading table. >look Ye Olde Library Ye standeth in ye olde library. Yon ancient shelves of lore filleth ye library, and thereby doth ye aire reek of musty & aged odours. In ye centre of ye room is yon reading table. Yon flight o' stairs leadeth ye back down. >u Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move down. >d Ye moveth down. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Yawning Chasm Ye standeth at ye edge of ye yawning chasm which stoppeth ye eastward progress. Ye northern wall hath upon it ye odd knobs, as though 'twere one of ye drawers for ye storage of ye underthings. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye cannot go in that direction (at present). >turn knobs Ye cannot turn ye wall drawer. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >x knobs [x -> examine] Judging be ye odd knobs, ye surmiseth yon section of ye wall must be some sort of drawer-like object of which ye might openeth if ye hath ye proper might for it. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >x scroll [x -> examine] Ye scroll is writ in ye ancient runes of Mamnor. Ye cannot readeth of it except for ye word "Klarthaphmo", which ye thinketh is not a real word. >klarthaphmo Nothing happeneth. >klarthaphmo Nothing happeneth. >look Ye Yawning Chasm Ye standeth at ye edge of ye yawning chasm which stoppeth ye eastward progress. Ye northern wall hath upon it ye odd knobs, as though 'twere one of ye drawers for ye storage of ye underthings. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >x belt [x -> examine] It looketh 3 size(s) too big for ye. >x wisdom [x -> examine] Ye Booke of Wisdom appeareth to be quite a hefty tome, but openeth only to one page. >read wisdom Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye wearer of ye magic belt shall summoneth of ye drawerbridge when ye pulleth upon ye knobs." >pull knob Ye pulleth upon it, but apparently hath o'erestimated ye own strength. It doth not budge, and ye stoppeth before ye pulleth yon ligaments in ye back or something. >look Ye Yawning Chasm Ye standeth at ye edge of ye yawning chasm which stoppeth ye eastward progress. Ye northern wall hath upon it ye odd knobs, as though 'twere one of ye drawers for ye storage of ye underthings. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >save Ok. >w Ye moveth west. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west, up and out. >w Ye moveth west. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye Beltery Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye north of yon courtyard, which ye be pretty sure is ye beltery, for 'tis hung quite copiously with yon belts upon ye belt rack. In ye corner of ye beltery doth stand yon belt resizing device. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye south. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south and out. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south and out. >out Ye moveth out. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >ne Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >x articles [x -> examine] Yon articles appeareth to be of recent news. Ye might read them, if ye be curious. >u Ye moveth up. Ye Olde Library Ye standeth in ye olde library. Yon ancient shelves of lore filleth ye library, and thereby doth ye aire reek of musty & aged odours. In ye centre of ye room is yon reading table. Yon flight o' stairs leadeth ye back down. >d Ye moveth down. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west, up and out. >w Ye moveth west. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >s Ye moveth south. Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >x squirrel [x -> examine] Yea, verily, ye squirrel in yon courtyard looketh pretty weird. Ye hopeth 'tis not rabid. >give cheese to squirrel Yon weird squirrel sniffeth at ye olde cheese, but cometh nary yon bound, hop, nor step closer. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >drop cheese Ye droppeth ye olde cheese. >w Ye moveth west. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >e Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. Also here is ye olde cheese. >get cheese Ye picketh up ye olde cheese. >eat cheese Not so fast! 'Tis a bit runny. >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye Beltery Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye north of yon courtyard, which ye be pretty sure is ye beltery, for 'tis hung quite copiously with yon belts upon ye belt rack. In ye corner of ye beltery doth stand yon belt resizing device. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye south. >put belt on device Ye putteth ye magic belt onto yon belt resizing device. >pull lever Ye pulleth upon yon belt resizing lever, but nothing happeneth. Ye suspecteth ye must fixeth of ye device before 'twill function. >get belt Ye taketh ye magic belt from yon belt resizing device. >fix device Not without ye proper equipment! >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >x key [x -> examine] Please be more clear, what do ye want to examine? Ye grimy key or 1 silver key(s)? >x grimy [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x grimy key [x -> examine] Verily, ye key is quite covered in uncleanable quantities of caked-on filth & such. >eat grimy key Ye cannot eateth ye grimy key. >s Ye moveth south. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >x drawbridge [x -> examine] Yon drawbridge leadeth o'er yon moat and most monster(s) into yon castle. >w Ye moveth west. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >e Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >u Ye moveth up. Ye Olde Library Ye standeth in ye olde library. Yon ancient shelves of lore filleth ye library, and thereby doth ye aire reek of musty & aged odours. In ye centre of ye room is yon reading table. Yon flight o' stairs leadeth ye back down. >d Ye moveth down. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west, up and out. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west, up and out. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Yawning Chasm Ye standeth at ye edge of ye yawning chasm which stoppeth ye eastward progress. Ye northern wall hath upon it ye odd knobs, as though 'twere one of ye drawers for ye storage of ye underthings. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >u Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >w Ye moveth west. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west, up and out. >w Ye moveth west. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >s Ye moveth south. Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >x cupboard [x -> examine] Ye cannot tell what maketh ye otherwise normal-looking cupboard magical, but ye taketh its word for it. Ye magic cupboard is open. >get cupboard Ye cannot taketh ye magic cupboard! >get stewpot Ye cannot taketh ye stewpot! >x stewpot [x -> examine] It boileth without flame to boil it. Verily, 'tis quite curious, but ye chalketh it up to ye magical properties of ye hovelry. Yon steam traveleth up ye chimminy. >put grimy key in pot Ye cannot put anything inside ye stewpot! >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >look at pot It boileth without flame to boil it. Verily, 'tis quite curious, but ye chalketh it up to ye magical properties of ye hovelry. Yon steam traveleth up ye chimminy. >x pot [x -> examine] It boileth without flame to boil it. Verily, 'tis quite curious, but ye chalketh it up to ye magical properties of ye hovelry. Yon steam traveleth up ye chimminy. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Hovel Chimminy Ye standeth in ye hovel chimminy. 'Tis quite uncomfortable, especially with ye steam from yon stewpot blowing up at ye bum. Ye chimminy groweth too tight to continueth ye way up, but ye thinketh ye could climb ye way back down without much of yon fussing and/or consternation. >u Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move down. >d Ye moveth down. Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >*What's with the cupboard? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >put cheese in cupboard Ye putteth ye olde cheese inside ye magic cupboard. >get cheese Ye taketh ye olde cheese from ye magic cupboard. >put book in cupobard I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with ye Booke of Wisdom. >oops cupboard I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with ye magic cupboard. >put book in cupboard Ye putteth ye Booke of Wisdom inside ye magic cupboard. >get book Ye taketh ye Booke of Wisdom from ye magic cupboard. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >put scroll in cupboard Ye putteth ye spell scroll inside ye magic cupboard. >get scroll Ye taketh ye spell scroll from ye magic cupboard. >unlock cupboard with silver key Ye magic cupboard is not locked! >open cupboard Ye magic cupboard is already open! >x cupboard [x -> examine] Ye cannot tell what maketh ye otherwise normal-looking cupboard magical, but ye taketh its word for it. Ye magic cupboard is open. >move cupboard Ye cannot move ye magic cupboard. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >get in cupboard Taketh what? >enter cupboard 'Twill sufficeth to entereth ye direction. If ye be uncertain which wayes ye may moveth, typeth exits. >exits Ye can moveth north, up and out. >look Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >x walls [x -> examine] Ye walls be quite stony and ye thinketh ye walls must also be quite impenetrable. Clearly dwarfish workmanship! >talk to squirrel Yon weird squirrel doth looketh at ye curiously. Ye thinketh it thunk ye must be a nut-job. >w Ye moveth west. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >get nut Ye cannot reacheth yon nuts from ye place on ye ground. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Nut Tree Ye standeth within yon nut tree and clingeth to't quite precariously. Yon nuts decorate ye nut tree nutfully. Ye noticeth yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth o'er ye castle wall to ye east. >get nut Ye maketh ye attempt to taketh one of yon nuts. Yon nut falleth from ye tree and onto or upon yon ground below. >d Ye moveth down. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. Behold, ye nut layeth upon yon ground in some degree of spectacle. >get nut Ye picketh up ye nut. >put nut in cheese Ye cannot put anything inside ye olde cheese! >e Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. Also, here there occupieth ye grounds yon weird squirrel. >give nut to squirrel Ye outstretcheth of ye hand to offereth ye nut to yon weird squirrel. Yon squirrel approacheth playfully at first, then snatcheth ye nut before ye can blinketh, and disperseth with equal rapidity. When ye looketh, ye see yon squirrel hath left yon gem of some sort in ye hand. Ye tucketh yon gem away in ye trusty treasure sack. HUZZAH! Ye hath gained 1 treasure! [presseth of yon return key to continue] Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >*Why couldn't the squirrel have gotten his own nut? That's weird. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*A mentally challenged squirrel? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >w Ye moveth west. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >score Ye currently carry 1 unit(s) of treasure or treasure-like things in ye treasure sack, including: * Yon gem of some sort! Therefore ye currently ranketh as: YON STAMP LICKER. >x gem [x -> examine] 'Tis yon handful-sized gem, in any colour ye liketh. Yon gem of some sort sparkleth like one of yon things in ye olde cleaning commercials. >eat gem I understandeth not what ye are trying to eat. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >*commercials? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >w Ye moveth west. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Nut Tree Ye standeth within yon nut tree and clingeth to't quite precariously. Yon nuts decorate ye nut tree nutfully. Ye noticeth yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth o'er ye castle wall to ye east. >get nut Ye maketh ye attempt to taketh one of yon nuts. Yon nut falleth from ye tree and onto or upon yon ground below. >d Ye moveth down. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. Behold, ye nut layeth upon yon ground in some degree of spectacle. >get nut Ye picketh up ye nut. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >eat nut Ye eateth of yon nut. It tasteth nothing like a walnut. >w Ye moveth west. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >n Ye taketh yon walk around ye castle walls, but findeth no mode of ingress. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Nut Tree Ye standeth within yon nut tree and clingeth to't quite precariously. Yon nuts decorate ye nut tree nutfully. Ye noticeth yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth o'er ye castle wall to ye east. >get nut Ye maketh ye attempt to taketh one of yon nuts. Yon nut falleth from ye tree and onto or upon yon ground below. >d Ye moveth down. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. Behold, ye nut layeth upon yon ground in some degree of spectacle. >get nut Ye picketh up ye nut. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west, up and out. >u Ye moveth up. Ye Olde Library Ye standeth in ye olde library. Yon ancient shelves of lore filleth ye library, and thereby doth ye aire reek of musty & aged odours. In ye centre of ye room is yon reading table. Yon flight o' stairs leadeth ye back down. >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye library holdeth great knowledge-- ye greatest of all being yon spell scrollery. Searcheth ye yon library for ye magic if ye wisheth ye liveth through yon dangers ahead!" >look Ye Olde Library Ye standeth in ye olde library. Yon ancient shelves of lore filleth ye library, and thereby doth ye aire reek of musty & aged odours. In ye centre of ye room is yon reading table. Yon flight o' stairs leadeth ye back down. >x shelves [x -> examine] Verily, ye shelves o'erfloweth with ye lore of ages past. Mostly, however, doth ye lore appeareth to be ye olde drivel and drivel-like ramblings or some-such. Ye lore is yon bore. >get lore Ye cannot taketh ye shelves! >look Ye Olde Library Ye standeth in ye olde library. Yon ancient shelves of lore filleth ye library, and thereby doth ye aire reek of musty & aged odours. In ye centre of ye room is yon reading table. Yon flight o' stairs leadeth ye back down. >smell It smelleth all musty-like in this room, remember? >sniff Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move down. >smell It smelleth all musty-like in this room, remember? >d Ye moveth down. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >smell It smelleth like any olde hall in here. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Yawning Chasm Ye standeth at ye edge of ye yawning chasm which stoppeth ye eastward progress. Ye northern wall hath upon it ye odd knobs, as though 'twere one of ye drawers for ye storage of ye underthings. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >open drawers Ye pulleth upon it, but apparently hath o'erestimated ye own strength. It doth not budge, and ye stoppeth before ye pulleth yon ligaments in ye back or something. >w Ye moveth west. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west, up and out. >w Ye moveth west. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >s Ye moveth south. Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >*I need a cog or wheel? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north, up and out. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Hovel Chimminy Ye standeth in ye hovel chimminy. 'Tis quite uncomfortable, especially with ye steam from yon stewpot blowing up at ye bum. Ye chimminy groweth too tight to continueth ye way up, but ye thinketh ye could climb ye way back down without much of yon fussing and/or consternation. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move down. >d Ye moveth down. Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >w Ye moveth west. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Nut Tree Ye standeth within yon nut tree and clingeth to't quite precariously. Yon nuts decorate ye nut tree nutfully. Ye noticeth yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth o'er ye castle wall to ye east. >e Ye moveth east. Atop Ye Castle Wall Ye standeth atop ye castle wall, o'erlooking yon castle courtyard to ye east. Yon towers loometh north and south, and yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth from ye west. A jolly breeze bloweth ye hair about (or tickleth ye scalp if ye be bald). >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Nut Tree Ye standeth within yon nut tree and clingeth to't quite precariously. Yon nuts decorate ye nut tree nutfully. Ye noticeth yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth o'er ye castle wall to ye east. >u Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and down. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and down. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and down. >e Ye moveth east. Atop Ye Castle Wall Ye standeth atop ye castle wall, o'erlooking yon castle courtyard to ye east. Yon towers loometh north and south, and yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth from ye west. A jolly breeze bloweth ye hair about (or tickleth ye scalp if ye be bald). >s Ye attempteth yon southward motions, but there is no way into yon tower to ye south. Ye south tower must be one of ye olde decorative towers that showeth up on ye really olde castles all ye time. >e Ye would rather not jumpeth down from atop ye wall. 'Twould be quite harmful to ye health (yea, verily). Instead ye ought to goeth west into yon nut tree and climbeth safely downward. >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye North Tower Ye standeth inside ye north tower, where existeth ye and yon drawbridge operating contraption. >x contraption [x -> examine] Yon contraption hath a note on it that sayeth: "Open for open, closed for closed." Yon drawbridge operating contraption is open. >s Ye moveth south. Atop Ye Castle Wall Ye standeth atop ye castle wall, o'erlooking yon castle courtyard to ye east. Yon towers loometh north and south, and yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth from ye west. A jolly breeze bloweth ye hair about (or tickleth ye scalp if ye be bald). >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Nut Tree Ye standeth within yon nut tree and clingeth to't quite precariously. Yon nuts decorate ye nut tree nutfully. Ye noticeth yon long branch of ye nut tree extendeth o'er ye castle wall to ye east. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and down. >d Ye moveth down. Outside Yon Castle Ye standeth at ye edge of ye forest outside yon castle, which is surrounded by yon moat. Yon drawbridge in ye east is down, allowing ye entry into yon castle. Nearby there groweth yon nut tree. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye Beltery Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye north of yon courtyard, which ye be pretty sure is ye beltery, for 'tis hung quite copiously with yon belts upon ye belt rack. In ye corner of ye beltery doth stand yon belt resizing device. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye south. >x device [x -> examine] Lo, 'tis yon device for ye resizing of all manner of belts & belt-like things. If ye wisheth to resizeth ye belt with yon device, ye could placeth ye belt upon yon device and pulleth upon yon belt resizing lever. Howe'er, yon device appeareth to be missing yon resizing wheel cronkle (or, verily, a resizing wheel cronkle type thing). >i [i -> inventory] Ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye grimy key, ye magic belt, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >*What's a cronkle? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >put gem in device Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >put gem on device Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Inside Ye Beltery Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye north of yon courtyard, which ye be pretty sure is ye beltery, for 'tis hung quite copiously with yon belts upon ye belt rack. In ye corner of ye beltery doth stand yon belt resizing device. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye south. >x rack [x -> examine] 'Tis ye rack for belt-holding. Ye intercontinental title and yon other belts are on ye belt rack. >get other belts Ye taketh yon other belts from ye belt rack. Unfortunarily, yon other belts captureth not ye interest. Therefore ye returneth yon other belts to ye belt rack. >look Inside Ye Beltery Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye north of yon courtyard, which ye be pretty sure is ye beltery, for 'tis hung quite copiously with yon belts upon ye belt rack. In ye corner of ye beltery doth stand yon belt resizing device. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye south. >s Ye moveth south. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >x greenery [x -> examine] Ye pondereth for what reason 'tis not blue, and then recalleth of yon biology classes and ye olde chlorophyll, which maketh ye feeleth pleased with yeself for some reason. >s Ye moveth south. Inside Ye Hovel Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye south of yon courtyard. Ye be pretty sure ye building is yon hovel of some kind, for 'tis filled with all manner of hovelry. Verily, a dirty table standeth in ye centre of ye room and there boileth in ye corner yon stewpot. Yon crickety chimminy provideth some ventinary assistance for yon stew steam. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye north. >x table [x -> examine] Ye dirty table appeareth to be one of ye tables or table-like objects that openeth and closeth (which are so popular in yon hovels where ye cometh from). Also, ye table doth not appeareth to require chairs. Ye dirty table is locked. >unlock dirty table Ye unlocketh ye dirty table with ye grimy key. Sensing ye no longer requireth ye grimy key, ye discardeth of it in yon stewpot. Man... ye betteth yon stew shall tasteth inexorably funky by now. >x table [x -> examine] Ye dirty table appeareth to be one of ye tables or table-like objects that openeth and closeth (which are so popular in yon hovels where ye cometh from). Also, ye table doth not appeareth to require chairs. Ye dirty table is closed. >open table Ye openeth ye dirty table. Inside ye dirty table is ye resizing wheel cronkle. >get cronkle Ye taketh ye resizing wheel cronkle from ye dirty table. >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >n Ye moveth north. Inside Ye Beltery Ye standeth in ye curious building to ye north of yon courtyard, which ye be pretty sure is ye beltery, for 'tis hung quite copiously with yon belts upon ye belt rack. In ye corner of ye beltery doth stand yon belt resizing device. Ye can returneth to yon courtyard to ye south. >put cronkle on device Ye putteth ye resizing wheel cronkle onto yon belt resizing device. Ye believeth ye hath fixed yon belt resizing device! >put belt on device Ye putteth ye magic belt onto yon belt resizing device. >pull lever Ye pulleth upon ye lever and yon belt resizer doth yon thing which is its-- that is, it doth practition or thereby executeth yon method which thereby reduceth ye magic belt by one size. >get belt Ye taketh ye magic belt from yon belt resizing device. >wear it [wear ye magic belt] Ye putteth on ye magic belt. Ye magic belt slippeth down from around ye pantaloons and ye scrambleth to catch it. It appeareth to be 2 size(s) too big for ye, yet. >put belt on device Ye putteth ye magic belt onto yon belt resizing device. >pull lever Yea, it resizeth again. Ye magic belt still appeareth quite slackish, howe'er. >g [g -> again] Ye magic belt looketh more like ye size, now. >get belt Ye taketh ye magic belt from yon belt resizing device. >put belt on device Ye putteth ye magic belt onto yon belt resizing device. >pull lever Ye thinketh ye hath resized ye magic belt enough. >wear belt Ye holdeth not ye magic belt. >get belt Ye taketh ye magic belt from yon belt resizing device. >wear it [wear ye magic belt] Ye putteth on ye magic belt. Ye feeleth much stronger! >s Ye moveth south. Inside Ye Castle Courtyard Ye standeth in ye castle courtyard. Bountiful greenery & greenery-like things bloometh all o'er ye place. Yon curious buildings stand at all sides of ye, except for ye west which is occupied by ye castle walls and yon drawbridge. >e Ye moveth east. Inside Ye Hall of Some Kind Ye standeth inside ye curious building to ye east of yon castle courtyard, which appeareth to be some kind of hall (for, lo, ye sense of hallness is strong in this one). Yon flight of stairs leadeth upward, and ye hall continueth to ye east, where farther along yon floor droppeth away into some sort of abyss (tho' ye may approacheth it safely). Also upon one wall, ye doth espieth yon articles. Ye can return to yon courtyard to ye south. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Yawning Chasm Ye standeth at ye edge of ye yawning chasm which stoppeth ye eastward progress. Ye northern wall hath upon it ye odd knobs, as though 'twere one of ye drawers for ye storage of ye underthings. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >pull knobs Ye pulleth upon ye knobs and slideth open ye wall drawer, which hangeth o'er ye chasm and appeareth to taketh on ye rather bridge-like qualities. Therefore ye suspecteth ye may now crosseth of yon chasm to ye easterly facing direction. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >n Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. "And come gno gnearer!" ye gnome shouteth after ye. >*A riddle. Argh. But at least I've solved without hints so far. 11:30 AM. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >read scroll Ye scroll is writ in ye ancient runes of Mamnor. Ye cannot readeth of it except for ye word "Klarthaphmo", which ye thinketh is not a real word. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. For ye olde clue, ye may readeth ye Booke of Wisdom! >klarthaphmo "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >read scroll Ye scroll is writ in ye ancient runes of Mamnor. Ye cannot readeth of it except for ye word "Klarthaphmo", which ye thinketh is not a real word. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. For ye olde clue, ye may readeth ye Booke of Wisdom! >say klarthaphmo "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. For ye olde clue, ye may readeth ye Booke of Wisdom! >klarthaphmo "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >Klarthaphmo Please answereth YEA or NAY. >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. For ye olde clue, ye may readeth ye Booke of Wisdom! >Klarthaphmo "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. For ye olde clue, ye may readeth ye Booke of Wisdom! >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "'Tis ye olde analog clock of which ye gnome doth spake." >clock "Ah! Clock!" Ye gnome hoppeth about in annoyance, which causeth ye pointed hat to bobbleth upon ye gnome's head. "Arrgh! How could ye know 'twas ye clock? Gno matter, on with ye gnext gnaming riddle..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Ye gnome Mamy hath ye little problem. Mamy's Mama hath five children: Mumu, Meme, Mimi, and Momo. What is ye gname of ye fifth gnomish child?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >me "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >clock "Ah! Clock!" Ye gnome hoppeth about in annoyance, which causeth ye pointed hat to bobbleth upon ye gnome's head. "Arrgh! How could ye know 'twas ye clock? Gno matter, on with ye gnext gnaming riddle..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Ye gnome Mamy hath ye little problem. Mamy's Mama hath five children: Mumu, Meme, Mimi, and Momo. What is ye gname of ye fifth gnomish child?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "'Tis neither Mama nor Mymy, but somewhere in between." >mamy "Blearg!" Ye gnome stompeth about and whineth. "That's gno fair-- I spake ye riddle incorrectly! Ah, but surely and with certainty ye knoweth gnot ye gnext gname..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Can ye gnameth ye word that starteth and endeth with e, but hath only one letter in it?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >x book [x -> examine] "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >clock "Ah! Clock!" Ye gnome hoppeth about in annoyance, which causeth ye pointed hat to bobbleth upon ye gnome's head. "Arrgh! How could ye know 'twas ye clock? Gno matter, on with ye gnext gnaming riddle..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Ye gnome Mamy hath ye little problem. Mamy's Mama hath five children: Mumu, Meme, Mimi, and Momo. What is ye gname of ye fifth gnomish child?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >mamy "Blearg!" Ye gnome stompeth about and whineth. "That's gno fair-- I spake ye riddle incorrectly! Ah, but surely and with certainty ye knoweth gnot ye gnext gname..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Can ye gnameth ye word that starteth and endeth with e, but hath only one letter in it?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Tho' ye magical answer-word doth beginneth & endeth with ye alphabetical letter E and ye inside of't doth indeed holdeth ideally a singular letter, 'tis not specifically one of ye alphabetical-type letters or orthographical character-type things which ye object hath been designed to carry." >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Tho' ye magical answer-word doth beginneth & endeth with ye alphabetical letter E and ye inside of't doth indeed holdeth ideally a singular letter, 'tis not specifically one of ye alphabetical-type letters or orthographical character-type things which ye object hath been designed to carry." >eve "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >clock "Ah! Clock!" Ye gnome hoppeth about in annoyance, which causeth ye pointed hat to bobbleth upon ye gnome's head. "Arrgh! How could ye know 'twas ye clock? Gno matter, on with ye gnext gnaming riddle..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Ye gnome Mamy hath ye little problem. Mamy's Mama hath five children: Mumu, Meme, Mimi, and Momo. What is ye gname of ye fifth gnomish child?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >mamy "Blearg!" Ye gnome stompeth about and whineth. "That's gno fair-- I spake ye riddle incorrectly! Ah, but surely and with certainty ye knoweth gnot ye gnext gname..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Can ye gnameth ye word that starteth and endeth with e, but hath only one letter in it?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Tho' ye magical answer-word doth beginneth & endeth with ye alphabetical letter E and ye inside of't doth indeed holdeth ideally a singular letter, 'tis not specifically one of ye alphabetical-type letters or orthographical character-type things which ye object hath been designed to carry." >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Tho' ye magical answer-word doth beginneth & endeth with ye alphabetical letter E and ye inside of't doth indeed holdeth ideally a singular letter, 'tis not specifically one of ye alphabetical-type letters or orthographical character-type things which ye object hath been designed to carry." >eee "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >*What? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >clock "Ah! Clock!" Ye gnome hoppeth about in annoyance, which causeth ye pointed hat to bobbleth upon ye gnome's head. "Arrgh! How could ye know 'twas ye clock? Gno matter, on with ye gnext gnaming riddle..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Ye gnome Mamy hath ye little problem. Mamy's Mama hath five children: Mumu, Meme, Mimi, and Momo. What is ye gname of ye fifth gnomish child?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >mamy "Blearg!" Ye gnome stompeth about and whineth. "That's gno fair-- I spake ye riddle incorrectly! Ah, but surely and with certainty ye knoweth gnot ye gnext gname..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Can ye gnameth ye word that starteth and endeth with e, but hath only one letter in it?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >*What's with all the riddles in games this year? "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >clock "Ah! Clock!" Ye gnome hoppeth about in annoyance, which causeth ye pointed hat to bobbleth upon ye gnome's head. "Arrgh! How could ye know 'twas ye clock? Gno matter, on with ye gnext gnaming riddle..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Ye gnome Mamy hath ye little problem. Mamy's Mama hath five children: Mumu, Meme, Mimi, and Momo. What is ye gname of ye fifth gnomish child?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >mamy "Blearg!" Ye gnome stompeth about and whineth. "That's gno fair-- I spake ye riddle incorrectly! Ah, but surely and with certainty ye knoweth gnot ye gnext gname..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Can ye gnameth ye word that starteth and endeth with e, but hath only one letter in it?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >read scroll "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >undo Upon Ye Drawerbridge [The previous turn has been undone.] >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Tho' ye magical answer-word doth beginneth & endeth with ye alphabetical letter E and ye inside of't doth indeed holdeth ideally a singular letter, 'tis not specifically one of ye alphabetical-type letters or orthographical character-type things which ye object hath been designed to carry." >w "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >clock "Ah! Clock!" Ye gnome hoppeth about in annoyance, which causeth ye pointed hat to bobbleth upon ye gnome's head. "Arrgh! How could ye know 'twas ye clock? Gno matter, on with ye gnext gnaming riddle..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Ye gnome Mamy hath ye little problem. Mamy's Mama hath five children: Mumu, Meme, Mimi, and Momo. What is ye gname of ye fifth gnomish child?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >mamy "Blearg!" Ye gnome stompeth about and whineth. "That's gno fair-- I spake ye riddle incorrectly! Ah, but surely and with certainty ye knoweth gnot ye gnext gname..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Can ye gnameth ye word that starteth and endeth with e, but hath only one letter in it?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >envelope "Gack!" Ye gnome throweth ye tiny tantrum. "I hateth yon envelopes! Alright, ye postage-lover... how about..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Doth ye knoweth ye gname of ye first ever monkey to surviveth of ye olde rocket flighte?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye shalt probably win. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "What doth ye thinketh I am? Wikipedia?" (See Footnote 1) >footnoe 1 "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >footnote 1 Footnote #1: "If ye needeth ye olde Wikipedia, ye scribe understandeth & therefore declareth 'tis not cheating to peeketh!" >undo Before Ye Drawerbridge [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo Upon Ye Drawerbridge [The previous turn has been undone.] >albert "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >clock "Ah! Clock!" Ye gnome hoppeth about in annoyance, which causeth ye pointed hat to bobbleth upon ye gnome's head. "Arrgh! How could ye know 'twas ye clock? Gno matter, on with ye gnext gnaming riddle..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Ye gnome Mamy hath ye little problem. Mamy's Mama hath five children: Mumu, Meme, Mimi, and Momo. What is ye gname of ye fifth gnomish child?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >mamy "Blearg!" Ye gnome stompeth about and whineth. "That's gno fair-- I spake ye riddle incorrectly! Ah, but surely and with certainty ye knoweth gnot ye gnext gname..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Can ye gnameth ye word that starteth and endeth with e, but hath only one letter in it?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >envelope "Gack!" Ye gnome throweth ye tiny tantrum. "I hateth yon envelopes! Alright, ye postage-lover... how about..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Doth ye knoweth ye gname of ye first ever monkey to surviveth of ye olde rocket flighte?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye shalt probably win. >Albert "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >*Hey, that's right. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >:( Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeys_in_space Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*Oh. Survived? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >clock "Ah! Clock!" Ye gnome hoppeth about in annoyance, which causeth ye pointed hat to bobbleth upon ye gnome's head. "Arrgh! How could ye know 'twas ye clock? Gno matter, on with ye gnext gnaming riddle..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Ye gnome Mamy hath ye little problem. Mamy's Mama hath five children: Mumu, Meme, Mimi, and Momo. What is ye gname of ye fifth gnomish child?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >mamy "Blearg!" Ye gnome stompeth about and whineth. "That's gno fair-- I spake ye riddle incorrectly! Ah, but surely and with certainty ye knoweth gnot ye gnext gname..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Can ye gnameth ye word that starteth and endeth with e, but hath only one letter in it?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >envelope "Gack!" Ye gnome throweth ye tiny tantrum. "I hateth yon envelopes! Alright, ye postage-lover... how about..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Doth ye knoweth ye gname of ye first ever monkey to surviveth of ye olde rocket flighte?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye shalt probably win. >Albert VI "B-b-but... gnoooooooooooooo...!" Ye scream of ye gnome echoeth as ye gnome, flailing, flieth off ye drawerbridge and down ye chasm, defeated by ye wit and/or knowledge of trivia. (See Puzzle Footnote 1) [presseth of yon return key to continue] Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge, formerly guarded by ye riddling gnome. Ye way is clear both west and east. Also here is ye brick o' gold. >puzzle footnote 1 Puzzle Footnote #1: "Verily, ye monkey YORICK [or "ALBERT THE SIXTH"] did not surviveth ye EXPERIMENT, but did surviveth of ye FLIGHT proper. Yon kooky gnomes are such sticklers for ye details!" >undo Upon Ye Drawerbridge [The previous turn has been undone.] >Albert VI Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge, formerly guarded by ye riddling gnome. Ye way is clear both west and east. Also here is ye brick o' gold. >undo Upon Ye Drawerbridge [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo Upon Ye Drawerbridge [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo "WRONG! Wrong!" ye gnome giggleth with delight and expelleth ye from ye drawerbridge with yon poof of smoke. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge. Ye gnome standeth guard upon ye drawerbridge, blocking ye way farther east. "Aha!" shouteth ye gnome. "A trespasser upon MY drawerbridge? Well, I hopeth ye hath ye wits about ye... for ye shall gnot pass unless ye can answereth ye olde gnomish gnaming riddles!" Shall ye attempteth yon riddles, adventurer? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] "Gnameth ye terrible thing which hath ye face without ye eyes or ye nose or ye mouth, and hath ye hands without ye fingers." If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >clock "Ah! Clock!" Ye gnome hoppeth about in annoyance, which causeth ye pointed hat to bobbleth upon ye gnome's head. "Arrgh! How could ye know 'twas ye clock? Gno matter, on with ye gnext gnaming riddle..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Ye gnome Mamy hath ye little problem. Mamy's Mama hath five children: Mumu, Meme, Mimi, and Momo. What is ye gname of ye fifth gnomish child?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >mamy "Blearg!" Ye gnome stompeth about and whineth. "That's gno fair-- I spake ye riddle incorrectly! Ah, but surely and with certainty ye knoweth gnot ye gnext gname..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Can ye gnameth ye word that starteth and endeth with e, but hath only one letter in it?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye get ye next riddle. >envelope "Gack!" Ye gnome throweth ye tiny tantrum. "I hateth yon envelopes! Alright, ye postage-lover... how about..." [presseth of yon return key to continue] "Doth ye knoweth ye gname of ye first ever monkey to surviveth of ye olde rocket flighte?" If ye sayeth ye magical answer-word, then ye shalt probably win. >albert vi "B-b-but... gnoooooooooooooo...!" Ye scream of ye gnome echoeth as ye gnome, flailing, flieth off ye drawerbridge and down ye chasm, defeated by ye wit and/or knowledge of trivia. (See Puzzle Footnote 1) [presseth of yon return key to continue] Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge, formerly guarded by ye riddling gnome. Ye way is clear both west and east. Also here is ye brick o' gold. >get brick Ye picketh up ye brick o' gold. Ye hath gained 1 treasure! [presseth yon return key to continue] Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge, formerly guarded by ye riddling gnome. Ye way is clear both west and east. >w Ye moveth west. Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge, formerly guarded by ye riddling gnome. Ye way is clear both west and east. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Domain of Ye Giant Slug Ye standeth before ye entrance to ye staircase which yon giant slug blocketh with its considerable, oozing corpulence. Also here is ye mucus. >get mucus Upon ye consideration, ye decideth against touching ye mucus, which probably houseth all manner o' pathogens. >get mucus Upon ye consideration, ye decideth against touching ye mucus, which probably houseth all manner o' pathogens. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye olde gardeners of Mamnor had ye special waye to disposeth of yon slug infestations..." >*Salt, right? I used that in a Lunatix puzzle. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >x cheese [x -> examine] Yon rather aged dribble o' Camembert. 'Tis covered o'er with yon pearlish, downy crust. >give cheese to slug Ye giant slug doth not seem interested in ye olde cheese. >put cheese on slug I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with ye olde cheese. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >look In Ye Domain of Ye Giant Slug Ye standeth before ye entrance to ye staircase which yon giant slug blocketh with its considerable, oozing corpulence. Also here is ye mucus. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >u Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >w Ye moveth west. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge, formerly guarded by ye riddling gnome. Ye way is clear both west and east. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Domain of Ye Giant Slug Ye standeth before ye entrance to ye staircase which yon giant slug blocketh with its considerable, oozing corpulence. Also here is ye mucus. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >x nut [x -> examine] Ye nut looketh tasty and quite unlike an acorn. >read scroll Ye scroll is writ in ye ancient runes of Mamnor. Ye cannot readeth of it except for ye word "Klarthaphmo", which ye thinketh is not a real word. >look In Ye Domain of Ye Giant Slug Ye standeth before ye entrance to ye staircase which yon giant slug blocketh with its considerable, oozing corpulence. Also here is ye mucus. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >x slug [x -> examine] Truly ye most gargantuan gastropod or gastropod-type thing ye hath laid ye eyes upon. Yon giant slug secreteth ye mucus, which maketh ye floor gross. Ye curseth ye lack of salte. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >x book [x -> examine] Ye Booke of Wisdom appeareth to be quite a hefty tome, but it only e'er openeth to one page. Ye thinketh ye rest must be glued together or something, forsooth. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye olde gardeners of Mamnor had ye special waye to disposeth of yon slug infestations..." >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >x scroll [x -> examine] Ye scroll is writ in ye ancient runes of Mamnor. Ye cannot readeth of it except for ye word "Klarthaphmo", which ye thinketh is not a real word. >klarthaphmo As soon as ye uttereth ye magical word: "KLARTHAPHMO!" ...yon magical vapours appeareth from ye thin aire and transformeth yon giant slug into ye shining orb, clearing ye way to ye stairs! (See Puzzle Footnote 2) Ye mucus, as well, doth transform-- into ye garden of decorative-type plants! [presseth of yon return key to continue] Ye Garden at Ye Top of Ye Staircase Ye standeth where once yon giant slug did terrorise ye travellers & traveller-type people and/or objects with ye trundulous corpulence. Yon garden now thriveth in ye room without ye nuisance of ye mucus. Ye staircase leadeth down from here. To ye west is ye drawerbridge. There layeth here in yon shimmering glory ye shining orb. Ye Big Mouth'd Flower doth sprouteth up from ye garden with yon mystical ploopf! It sayeth, "Thanketh ye, bud-o!" >puzzle footnote 2 Puzzle Footnote #2: "Okay, so ye might be one of yon people whom-or-which argueth ye hath no waye of knowing to sayeth Klarthaphmo without looking at ye Booke of Wisdom. Well, maybe ye ought to consulteth ye bookes more often? Ev'ryone where I cometh from knoweth about ye olde gardeners o' Mamnor. "Then again, I liveth mostly in lonesome hermitage." >*I didn't know even looking at the book of wisdom.... I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with ye Booke of Wisdom. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*I just guessed. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Garden at Ye Top of Ye Staircase Ye standeth where once yon giant slug did terrorise ye travellers & traveller-type people and/or objects with ye trundulous corpulence. Yon garden now thriveth in ye room without ye nuisance of ye mucus. Ye staircase leadeth down from here. To ye west is ye drawerbridge. There layeth here in yon shimmering glory ye shining orb. Ye Big Mouth'd Flower groweth in ye garden here quite merrily. >x flower [x -> examine] Yon flower hath one big, green stem with two big, green leaves. A big, fancy clump o' petals sitteth atop ye stem, in which resteth yon big, olde mouth. It smileth at ye toothily, in obscene merriment and/or happiness. >kiss flower I'm not sure it would appreciate that! >eat flower I understandeth not what ye are trying to eat. >look Ye Garden at Ye Top of Ye Staircase Ye standeth where once yon giant slug did terrorise ye travellers & traveller-type people and/or objects with ye trundulous corpulence. Yon garden now thriveth in ye room without ye nuisance of ye mucus. Ye staircase leadeth down from here. To ye west is ye drawerbridge. There layeth here in yon shimmering glory ye shining orb. Ye Big Mouth'd Flower groweth in ye garden here quite merrily. >get flower I don't think Ye Big Mouth'd Flower would appreciate being handled. >pick flower I understandeth not what ye want to do with Ye Big Mouth'd Flower. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west and down. >u Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west and down. >d Ye moveth down. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. Yon mysterious voice echoeth from somewhence. "Beware of ye goblin!" Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye east. >beware Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >talk to bob Ye goblin sayeth something nasty at ye in return! Ye goblin breaketh winde and guffaweth o'er it to yonself. >give cheese to bob Goblin Bob doth not seem interested in ye olde cheese. Ye goblin tryeth to burp out ye ABC's. It doth not getteth very far before it noticeth ye are not paying attention. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. Also, whereas & whereupon ye ground ye discovereth of ye magical oven mitt. Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye east. >get mitt Ye picketh up ye magical oven mitt. Ye goblin doth leapeth out at ye & snatcheth yon gem of some sort from ye treasure sack! It retreateth thereafter to some mysterious location, giggling uproariously to yonself. >*Oh no... not this. :( Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >get cake Ye taketh ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Miraculously, though ye most certainly hath taken a pastry from't, ye stack doth not appear diminished in ye slightest. Surely, some magic must be afoot! >eat cake Ye doth piggeth out on ye cake treat, which bringeth yon smile to ye face. Ye maketh ye olde yummy sound (verily)! >get cake Ye taketh ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Miraculously, though ye most certainly hath taken a pastry from't, ye stack doth not appear diminished in ye slightest. Surely, some magic must be afoot! >look Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >get cake But ye hath already taken ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes! Come, now... hath ye lost ye cake treat? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] Then, lo, shall we forgetteth about ye previous one and giveth ye this one, in its stead. Ye taketh another cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Ye other-- wherever 'tis-- disappeareth somehow. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye magical oven mitt, ye cake treat, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and south. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >*Ha ha. That's kinda clever. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south and west. >look Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >x dakery [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Alas, ye findeth no wisdom here." >s Ye moveth south. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. Also here are ye oat flakes. >get flakes Ye picketh up ye oat flakes. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling, but yon floor is grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. Also here are yon grasses. >get grasses Ye picketh up yon grasses. >n Ye cannot crosseth ye lake without yon vesselage. >look Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and west. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >*Is this like... a spiral? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >get cake But ye hath already taken ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes! Come, now... hath ye lost ye cake treat? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] Then, lo, shall we forgetteth about ye previous one and giveth ye this one, in its stead. Ye taketh another cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Ye other-- wherever 'tis-- disappeareth somehow. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >exits Ye can moveth north and east. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >u Ye moveth up. Ye Garden at Ye Top of Ye Staircase Ye standeth where once yon giant slug did terrorise ye travellers & traveller-type people and/or objects with ye trundulous corpulence. Yon garden now thriveth in ye room without ye nuisance of ye mucus. Ye staircase leadeth down from here. To ye west is ye drawerbridge. There layeth here in yon shimmering glory ye shining orb. Ye Big Mouth'd Flower groweth in ye garden here quite merrily. >x flower [x -> examine] Yon flower hath one big, green stem with two big, green leaves. A big, fancy clump o' petals sitteth atop ye stem, in which resteth yon big, olde mouth. It smileth at ye toothily, in obscene merriment and/or happiness. >talk to flower "Let's be friends," sayeth ye flower. >smell flower Ye leaneth in and candidly sniffeth at ye Big Mouth'd Flower. Ye feeleth absolutely entranced by ye scent, which smelleth exactly like ye favourite deodorant! >smell flower Ye leaneth in and candidly sniffeth at ye Big Mouth'd Flower. Ye feeleth absolutely entranced by ye scent, which smelleth exactly like ye favourite deodorant! >kiss flower I'm not sure it would appreciate that! >look Ye Garden at Ye Top of Ye Staircase Ye standeth where once yon giant slug did terrorise ye travellers & traveller-type people and/or objects with ye trundulous corpulence. Yon garden now thriveth in ye room without ye nuisance of ye mucus. Ye staircase leadeth down from here. To ye west is ye drawerbridge. There layeth here in yon shimmering glory ye shining orb. Ye Big Mouth'd Flower groweth in ye garden here quite merrily. >x staircase [x -> examine] 'Tis full of stairs. Ye may come & go freely from't without ye pestering of ye giant slug. >d Ye moveth down. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >x machines [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x me [x -> examine] Ye looketh like yeself. Ye weareth ye magic belt. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >enter cake 'Twill sufficeth to entereth ye direction. If ye be uncertain which wayes ye may moveth, typeth exits. >n Then why bothereth with another? Finish ye one ye hath, first. And let it not spoileth ye supper, ye olde whippersnapper! >n Then why bothereth with another? Finish ye one ye hath, first. And let it not spoileth ye supper, ye olde whippersnapper! >n Then why bothereth with another? Finish ye one ye hath, first. And let it not spoileth ye supper, ye olde whippersnapper! >*That's a bug. I didn't mean "no" to the question. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >y [y -> yes] Then, lo, shall we forgetteth about ye previous one and giveth ye this one, in its stead. Ye taketh another cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Ye other-- wherever 'tis-- disappeareth somehow. >y [y -> yes] Then, lo, shall we forgetteth about ye previous one and giveth ye this one, in its stead. Ye taketh another cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Ye other-- wherever 'tis-- disappeareth somehow. >y [y -> yes] Then, lo, shall we forgetteth about ye previous one and giveth ye this one, in its stead. Ye taketh another cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Ye other-- wherever 'tis-- disappeareth somehow. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >x flakes [x -> examine] Please be more clear, what do ye want to examine? Ye oat flakes or yon pile o' flakes? >pile I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon pile o' flakes. >x oat flakes [x -> examine] Ye oat flakes for use in ye oatmeale. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and west. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and west. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >put oats in lake If ye put ye oat flakes in ye lake, ye would most likely lose it. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye magical oven mitt, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >x grasses [x -> examine] Lo, 'tis ye green pointy stuff that cows & such doth graze upon. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Only yon magic boat will helpeth ye across." >look Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >n Ye cannot crosseth ye lake without yon vesselage. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye magical oven mitt, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >make boat Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >x sack [x -> examine] Ye currently carry 1 unit(s) of treasure or treasure-like things in ye treasure sack, including: * Ye brick o' gnomish gold! Therefore ye currently ranketh as: YON STAMP LICKER. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >*So is my gem lost for good? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >swim Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >swim Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and west. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and west. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye magical oven mitt, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 1 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Hath ye considered yon treasure hunt may in some wayes be one of yon needle & haystack-type conundrums and/or puzzles?" >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Hath ye considered yon treasure hunt may in some wayes be one of yon needle & haystack-type conundrums and/or puzzles?" >w Ye moveth west. Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Only yon magic boat will helpeth ye across." >e Ye moveth east. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >x flakes [x -> examine] Please be more clear, what do ye want to examine? Ye oat flakes or yon pile o' flakes? >pile I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon pile o' flakes. >search pile Ye doth not need to useth ye verb "search" in this game. Instead, useth "examine" to looketh at particular things ye may see in ye room descriptions. >x pile [x -> examine] 'Tis a pile o' assorted flakes o' all kinds, sorts, and abbreviations thereo'. WHAT, HO! Inside, ye findeth one of ye silver keys! >get keys Ye already has 2 silver key(s)! >x pile [x -> examine] 'Tis a pile o' assorted flakes o' all kinds, sorts, and abbreviations thereo'. >x pile [x -> examine] 'Tis a pile o' assorted flakes o' all kinds, sorts, and abbreviations thereo'. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye magical oven mitt, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >look Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >*Why do I need two? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye ne'er knowe when ye oats might cometh in handy." >get oats Ye already has ye oat flakes! >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye ne'er knowe when ye oats might cometh in handy." >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and west. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Alas, ye findeth no wisdom here." >w Ye moveth west. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Perhaps 'tis time ye tooketh ye cake & ateth thereof't." >eat cake Ye doth piggeth out on ye cake treat, which bringeth yon smile to ye face. Ye maketh ye olde yummy sound (verily)! >get cake Ye taketh ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Miraculously, though ye most certainly hath taken a pastry from't, ye stack doth not appear diminished in ye slightest. Surely, some magic must be afoot! >eat it [eat yon enormous cake] Then, lo, shall we forgetteth about ye previous one and giveth ye this one, in its stead. Ye taketh another cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Ye other-- wherever 'tis-- disappeareth somehow. >get cake But ye hath already taken ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes! Come, now... hath ye lost ye cake treat? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] Then, lo, shall we forgetteth about ye previous one and giveth ye this one, in its stead. Ye taketh another cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Ye other-- wherever 'tis-- disappeareth somehow. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >n Ye cannot crosseth ye lake without yon vesselage. >put cake in lake If ye put yon enormous cake in ye lake, ye would most likely lose it. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye magical oven mitt, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Perhaps 'tis time ye tooketh ye cake & ateth thereof't." >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and south. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Doth ye smelleth something burning?" >smell It smelleth all bakin' breadly. From ye north cometh ye e'en more sugary smells. >x oven [x -> examine] 'Tis ye oven for ye baking of muffins, bread rolls, and other breadly foodstuffs by various baker-types. Ye baker's oven is closed. >open oven Ye openeth ye baker's oven. Inside ye baker's oven is ye Fabergé muffin. >get muffin Ye taketh ye Fabergé muffin from ye baker's oven. Ye Fabergé muffin proveth too hot to handleth straight from ye oven-- ye flincheth and tosseth it back in before ye burneth ye hands off or something. >wear mitts Wear what? >wear mitt Ye putteth on ye magical oven mitt. >get muffin Ye taketh ye Fabergé muffin from ye baker's oven. Ye muffin cooleth off in ye mitt as ye holdeth it up to ye aire in awe. Then ye stuffeth it into ye treasure sack. HUZZAH! Ye hath gained 1 treasure. [presseth of yon return key to continue] Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >eat muffin But 'tis solid jewellery! 'Twould probably breaketh off ye second left bicuspid if ye tried. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Doth ye smelleth something burning?" >x oven [x -> examine] 'Tis ye oven for ye baking of muffins, bread rolls, and other breadly foodstuffs by various baker-types. Ye baker's oven is open. >look in oven 'Tis ye oven for ye baking of muffins, bread rolls, and other breadly foodstuffs by various baker-types. Ye baker's oven is open. >look Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "No coins in ye fountain, please." >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >put key in fountain Ye putteth 2 silver key(s) inside yon fountain. >get keys Ye already has 2 silver key(s)! >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >look In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "No coins in ye fountain, please." >*Seems like this is hints, and I'm relying on them heavily now. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >u Ye moveth up. Ye Garden at Ye Top of Ye Staircase Ye standeth where once yon giant slug did terrorise ye travellers & traveller-type people and/or objects with ye trundulous corpulence. Yon garden now thriveth in ye room without ye nuisance of ye mucus. Ye staircase leadeth down from here. To ye west is ye drawerbridge. There layeth here in yon shimmering glory ye shining orb. Ye Big Mouth'd Flower groweth in ye garden here quite merrily. >*If a hint doesn't use the verb "hint" does it still count as a hint? :) [*If a hint doesn't use the verb "hint" does ye Booke of Wisdom still count as a hint? :)] Ye needeth not put quotes in ye commands. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west and down. >w Ye moveth west. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge, formerly guarded by ye riddling gnome. Ye way is clear both west and east. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye may yet see ye bottom of yon chasm..." >d Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and west. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Garden at Ye Top of Ye Staircase Ye standeth where once yon giant slug did terrorise ye travellers & traveller-type people and/or objects with ye trundulous corpulence. Yon garden now thriveth in ye room without ye nuisance of ye mucus. Ye staircase leadeth down from here. To ye west is ye drawerbridge. There layeth here in yon shimmering glory ye shining orb. Ye Big Mouth'd Flower groweth in ye garden here quite merrily. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye olde gardeners of Mamnor had ye special waye to disposeth of yon slug infestations..." >w Ye moveth west. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge, formerly guarded by ye riddling gnome. Ye way is clear both west and east. >w Ye moveth west. Before Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth at ye edge of ye chasm which hath been bridged by ye drawerbridge to ye east. Ye hall of some sort is to ye west. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye wearer of ye magic belt shall summoneth of ye drawerbridge when ye pulleth upon ye knobs." >e Ye moveth east. Upon Ye Drawerbridge Ye standeth upon ye drawerbridge, formerly guarded by ye riddling gnome. Ye way is clear both west and east. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Garden at Ye Top of Ye Staircase Ye standeth where once yon giant slug did terrorise ye travellers & traveller-type people and/or objects with ye trundulous corpulence. Yon garden now thriveth in ye room without ye nuisance of ye mucus. Ye staircase leadeth down from here. To ye west is ye drawerbridge. There layeth here in yon shimmering glory ye shining orb. Ye Big Mouth'd Flower groweth in ye garden here quite merrily. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west and down. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west and down. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye olde gardeners of Mamnor had ye special waye to disposeth of yon slug infestations..." >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west and down. >d Ye moveth down. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >x cake [x -> examine] Please be more clear, what do ye want to examine? Ye cake treat or yon enormous cake? >move cake Please be more clear, what do ye want to move? Ye cake treat or yon enormous cake? >x treat [x -> examine] Verily, ye scrumptious cake treat doth causeth ye mouth to water. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south and west. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >eat treat Ye cannot eateth ye cake treat. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >eat cheese Nay, 'tis quite runny. Too runny for ye tastes, certainly. >x grasses [x -> examine] Lo, 'tis ye green pointy stuff that cows & such doth graze upon. >read wisom Ye doth see no such thing. >read wisdom Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Only yon magic boat will helpeth ye across." >read scroll Ye scroll is writ in ye ancient runes of Mamnor. Ye cannot readeth of it except for ye word "Klarthaphmo", which ye thinketh is not a real word. >klarthaphmo Nothing happeneth. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >*Oh -- mamnor. Okay. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >n Ye cannot crosseth ye lake without yon vesselage. >*Where do you get a boat? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >x waterfall [x -> examine] Verily, ye most pathetic waterfall ye hath e'er seen. Verily, ye hath turned more waters out ye faucet. How ye waterfall e'er managed to fill ye lake is just one of yon castle's mysteries. >x ceiling [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x stream [x -> examine] It streameth into ye lake. >x lake [x -> examine] 'Tis a huge pond. Ye waters of ye lake looketh deep & murky. >dive Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >swim Nay, yon lake looketh far too long-a-wayes to swimmeth across. Ye requireth instead yon kayak of some sort or something. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >x boat [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >look Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >put grass in water If ye put yon grasses in ye lake, ye would most likely lose it. >*Okay, but I'm stuck. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >look Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >n Ye cannot crosseth ye lake without yon vesselage. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >read scroll Ye scroll is writ in ye ancient runes of Mamnor. Ye cannot readeth of it except for ye word "Klarthaphmo", which ye thinketh is not a real word. >read treat Ye cannot read ye cake treat! >x treat [x -> examine] Verily, ye scrumptious cake treat doth causeth ye mouth to water. >eat treat Ye cannot eateth ye cake treat. >x treat [x -> examine] Verily, ye scrumptious cake treat doth causeth ye mouth to water. >eat cake Ye doth piggeth out on ye cake treat, which bringeth yon smile to ye face. Ye maketh ye olde yummy sound (verily)! >undo Ye Lakery [The previous turn has been undone.] >eat treat Ye cannot eateth ye cake treat. >*Why? That's odd. It won't let me eat "treat" but will let me eat "cake." Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >x cake [x -> examine] Verily, ye scrumptious cake treat doth causeth ye mouth to water. >eat cake Ye doth piggeth out on ye cake treat, which bringeth yon smile to ye face. Ye maketh ye olde yummy sound (verily)! >undo Ye Lakery [The previous turn has been undone.] >x cake [x -> examine] Verily, ye scrumptious cake treat doth causeth ye mouth to water. >look Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >n Ye cannot crosseth ye lake without yon vesselage. >hint There are currently no hints available. >help These are some of the typical commands used in this adventure: [N]orth, [E]ast, [S]outh, [W]est, [U]p, [D]own, [In], [O]ut, [L]ook, [Exits] E[x]amine , [Get ], [Drop ], [...it], [...all] [Where is ] [Give to ], [Open...], [Close...], [Ask about ] [Wear ], [Remove ], [I]nventory [Put into ], [Put onto ] Use the Save, Restore, Undo, and Quit commands to save and restore games, undo a move, and leave the game. Use History and Redo to view and repeat recent game commands. The Hint command displays any game hints, Notify provides score change notification, and Verbose and Brief control room descriptions. Use License to view SCARE's licensing terms and conditions, and Version to print both SCARE's and the game's version number. >notify Game score change notification is off, and the game will be silent on changes in the score. >notify Game score change notification is off, and the game will be silent on changes in the score. >notify on Game score change notification is now on, and the game will tell you of any changes in the score. >license SCARE is Copyright (C) 2003-2008 Simon Baldwin and Mark J. Tilford. This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of version 2 of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation. This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details. You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place, Suite 330, Boston, MA 02111-1307 USA Please report any bugs, omissions, or misfeatures to simon_baldwin@yahoo.com. >look Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >about "Yon Astounding Castle! of some sort", 29 Sep 2009, Tiberius Thingamus. >listen Ye heareth whate'er sounds ye room description describeth, o' course. >smell Ye room doth smell pretty flaky. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >x flake pile [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x pile [x -> examine] 'Tis a pile o' assorted flakes o' all kinds, sorts, and abbreviations thereo'. >look Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >x building [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x walls [x -> examine] Ye walls be quite stony and ye thinketh ye walls must also be quite impenetrable. Clearly dwarfish workmanship! >x lakery [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >look Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >listen Ye heareth whate'er sounds ye room description describeth, o' course. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >cry There's no need for that! >*Yes there is. I'm stuck. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >*Where is a boat? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and west. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >u Ye moveth up. Ye Garden at Ye Top of Ye Staircase Ye standeth where once yon giant slug did terrorise ye travellers & traveller-type people and/or objects with ye trundulous corpulence. Yon garden now thriveth in ye room without ye nuisance of ye mucus. Ye staircase leadeth down from here. To ye west is ye drawerbridge. There layeth here in yon shimmering glory ye shining orb. Ye Big Mouth'd Flower groweth in ye garden here quite merrily. >x flower [x -> examine] Yon flower hath one big, green stem with two big, green leaves. A big, fancy clump o' petals sitteth atop ye stem, in which resteth yon big, olde mouth. It smileth at ye toothily, in obscene merriment and/or happiness. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >cut flower Ye cannot cut that. >pick flower I understandeth not what ye want to do with Ye Big Mouth'd Flower. >feed flower [give flower] Give what? >give oats to flower Ye Big Mouth'd Flower doth not seem interested in ye oat flakes. >give key to flower Ye Big Mouth'd Flower doth not seem interested in 2 silver key(s). >give grass to flower Ye Big Mouth'd Flower doth not seem interested in yon grasses. >make boat Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 2 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >*I guess I can check the WT, just to get unstuck. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*Oh man, it looks like there is a long long ways to go after this. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*Oh - I can go east from the fountain room? 'Twill sufficeth to entereth ye direction. If ye be uncertain which wayes ye may moveth, typeth exits. >look Ye Garden at Ye Top of Ye Staircase Ye standeth where once yon giant slug did terrorise ye travellers & traveller-type people and/or objects with ye trundulous corpulence. Yon garden now thriveth in ye room without ye nuisance of ye mucus. Ye staircase leadeth down from here. To ye west is ye drawerbridge. There layeth here in yon shimmering glory ye shining orb. Ye Big Mouth'd Flower groweth in ye garden here quite merrily. >d Ye moveth down. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >*Woops. My mistake. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >unlock door Ye placeth ye silver keys in ye locked trapdoor, with ye deft twist, are rewarded with yon resounding click! (See Footnote 3) Ye hath unlocked ye trapdoor! It swingeth merrily open, allowing ye passage downwards. Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye west. >footnote 3 Footnote #3: "Alas, ye cannot getteth ye key(s) back. 'Tis yon sad fact o' life when dealing with silver key(s) we all must learneth." >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 0 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. Goblin Bob hoppeth weirdly o'er to below. >*Wait, don't I have 2? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >undo In Ye Cow Feedery [The previous turn has been undone.] >g [g -> again] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, 0 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. Goblin Bob hoppeth weirdly o'er to below. >undo In Ye Cow Feedery [The previous turn has been undone.] >unlock doro Ye cannot unlock that. Goblin Bob hoppeth weirdly o'er to ye west. >unlock door 'Tis already unlocked. Doth ye not remember? >undo In Ye Cow Feedery [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo In Ye Cow Feedery [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo In Ye Cow Feedery [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo In Ye Cow Feedery [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo In Ye Fountain Room [The previous turn has been undone.] >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >unlock door Ye placeth ye silver keys in ye locked trapdoor, with ye deft twist, are rewarded with yon resounding click! (See Footnote 3) Ye hath unlocked ye trapdoor! It swingeth merrily open, allowing ye passage downwards. >uneo Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >undo In Ye Cow Feedery [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo In Ye Fountain Room [The previous turn has been undone.] >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >x door [x -> examine] It looketh like ye sturdy & always fairly exciting type of trapdoor that ye Manfredesque prince types might use to descendeth into ye catacombs or something. Ye doubteth it leadeth into any catacombs howe'er, and further hath no desire to pondereth ye purpose of't in ye feedery. Ye trapdoor appeareth to be unlockable with 2 silver key(s). >unlock door Ye placeth ye silver keys in ye locked trapdoor, with ye deft twist, are rewarded with yon resounding click! (See Footnote 3) Ye hath unlocked ye trapdoor! It swingeth merrily open, allowing ye passage downwards. Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye west. >d Ye moveth down. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >*12:10 PM. Played 1 hour 5 mins so far? Will resume after lunch. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >save Ok. >*Resume at 12:45 PM Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >first play was 11:05 to 12:10 - 1 hour 5 mins. So 55 mins before voting. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*But have a meeting in 15 mins. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. Goblin Bob boundeth in from above. >*Wouldn't the cows fall through the trap door, or get their legs stuck? I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon trapdoor. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde monster of some kind! Ye dungeon denizen standeth so tall its hunchback doth rub against ye low ceiling. It hath some big, ol' chompers and a crazed look in its eye. From ye look of it, ye thinketh it might be named something like "Brog" or "Ralph," but ye cannot be sure. "Feed me!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >x dragon [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x monser [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x monster [x -> examine] I toldeth ye once already. Yon humungous, big-toothed hunchback looketh pretty hungry. Ye thinketh 'tis called something like "Brog" or "Ralph." >give cake to brog [give cake to monster] Ye letteth ye hungry monster eateth ye cake treat. Ye monster doth seem to enjoy this very much. It belcheth quite loudly. Ye monster roareth "S'cuse me!" and lumbereth away. >look In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Tunnel Middle Ye standeth in what looketh like any other east-west tunnel. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Turn in Yon Tunnel Ye standeth at ye fateful turn in yon castle tunnel. Ye tunnel turneth east-to-south (or south-to-east, depending upon how ye looketh at it). >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and south. >s Ye moveth south. In Ye North/South Tunnel Ye standeth in ye north/south tunnel. Ye thinketh ye may begin to hateth yon tunnels. Yon wooden sign hangeth upon ye tunnel wall here. Also here is ye napkin. >get napkin Ye picketh up ye napkin. >get sign Ye cannot taketh yon wooden sign! >read it [read yon wooden sign] It sayeth in big letters: "PLEASE FEEDETH NOT YON TROLLS! and/or ye troll-like things, personages, et cetera." Perhaps 'twas expected ye would've come from ye other direction? >look In Ye North/South Tunnel Ye standeth in ye north/south tunnel. Ye thinketh ye may begin to hateth yon tunnels. Yon wooden sign hangeth upon ye tunnel wall here. >*Oh, that was a troll? Why wasn't the troll under the bridge, instead of the gnome? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look In Ye North/South Tunnel Ye standeth in ye north/south tunnel. Ye thinketh ye may begin to hateth yon tunnels. Yon wooden sign hangeth upon ye tunnel wall here. >x napkin [x -> examine] Ye see nothing special about ye napkin. >exits Ye can moveth north and south. >s Ye moveth south. Outside Yon Dungeon Cellery Ye standeth on ye outerside of yon heavily grilled door, which ye assumeth doth lead into yon dungeon cell of some sort. From inside ye door wafteth some foul, greasy odour. Also, ye heareth some brutish grumbling. Ye north/south tunnel leadeth north from here (if ye somehow forgotteth), and to ye east appeareth to be some grand room for ye showcasing of yon paintings and other possibly treasureable framables! >*cellery? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >get cellery Ye cannot taketh ye olde dungeon door! >eat cellery Ye holdeth not ye olde dungeon door. >listen Ye heareth whate'er sounds ye room description describeth, o' course. >s Ye cannot go in that direction (at present). >open door Ye cannot open ye olde dungeon door as it is locked! >unlock door But ye holdeth no silver key(s) with which to unlocketh ye dungeon door. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Passageway o' Paintings Ye perambulations pauseth in ye olde palace path which hath been purposed for ye purveyance & perlustration of portraiture. Yon plenteous paintings, plated in porcelain, packeth ye pillaresque plaster partition upon which they're plugged. Partway up (past ye perimeter of ye personal partakage and/or pilfering) protudeth yon parapet, upon which poiseth yon priceless picture o' ye pucesque perch (or, perhaps, yon pisces of ye puce-ish or puce-like persuasion). Plus, ye picayune placards posteth ye olde presentations on yon painters. Paces east passeth yon pointless parlour, or ye could possibly ploddeth off west. Also here is yon narcoleptic weasel. >*Ah, lots of P's got it. Pardon? >x weasel [x -> examine] Ye rodent-type creature snoozeth quite contentedly. >give cheese to weasel Give ye olde cheese to who? >weasel I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon narcoleptic weasel. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >wake weasel I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon narcoleptic weasel. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >look In Ye Passageway o' Paintings Ye perambulations pauseth in ye olde palace path which hath been purposed for ye purveyance & perlustration of portraiture. Yon plenteous paintings, plated in porcelain, packeth ye pillaresque plaster partition upon which they're plugged. Partway up (past ye perimeter of ye personal partakage and/or pilfering) protudeth yon parapet, upon which poiseth yon priceless picture o' ye pucesque perch (or, perhaps, yon pisces of ye puce-ish or puce-like persuasion). Plus, ye picayune placards posteth ye olde presentations on yon painters. Paces east passeth yon pointless parlour, or ye could possibly ploddeth off west. Also here is yon narcoleptic weasel. >x paintings [x -> examine] Ye pauseth prolongedly to pondereth ye powers & pains of paint. >x parapet [x -> examine] Particularly... parapet-ish. >exits Ye can moveth east and west. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >*Too much effort was put into this for it just to be a joke. [*Too much effort was put into this for yon parapet just to be a joke] Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. Lo, ye magic arrow gleameth at ye splendiferously from upon yon floor or ground. >*This has really opened up into some sort of maze. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >e Ye moveth east. At Ye Toll Boothe Ye standeth in yon narrow stone corridor, which leadeth west to ye archerarium. Yon toll boothe blocketh ye waye east, howe'er; its sign readeth, "Wooden nickels ONLY!" Ye Dwarfish Yeoman sitteth at ye toll boothe with yon jar. >e Ye attempteth yon eastway, but ye dwarf stoppeth ye with yon thick, burly hand. With ye other hand, he maketh it yon point to pointeth pointedly & with pointingness at yon toll sign. >z [z -> wait] Lo, time passeth ye by...! >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s) and ye olde cheese. >score Ye currently carry 2 unit(s) of treasure or treasure-like things in ye treasure sack, including: * Ye brick o' gnomish gold! * Ye Fabergé muffin! Therefore ye currently ranketh as: YON STAMPSMAN. >look At Ye Toll Boothe Ye standeth in yon narrow stone corridor, which leadeth west to ye archerarium. Yon toll boothe blocketh ye waye east, howe'er; its sign readeth, "Wooden nickels ONLY!" Ye Dwarfish Yeoman sitteth at ye toll boothe with yon jar. >d Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >exits Ye can only moveth west. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. Lo, ye magic arrow gleameth at ye splendiferously from upon yon floor or ground. >x arrow [x -> examine] Yon finely crafted silver arrow projectile of ye type and/or style rare in ye dwarflands, but sufficiently less uncommon & more prominentish in ye elflands. >get arrow Ye picketh up ye magic arrow. >throw arrow at coin I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with ye magic arrow. >shoot targets Not unless ye holdeth yon bow of some sort, ye don't. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese and ye magic arrow. >look Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >n Ye moveth north. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Olde Alchemical Storage Area Ye standeth in yon storage of arcanish chymical what-nots. Ye aire feeleth charged with potential magic, and smelleth pretty noxious. Ye whole place seemeth to be in some disarray... many papers hath been scattered about, and yon floor hath been pepper'd with broken glass! Amidst yon destruction, ye alchymist's desk leaneth upon its last legs. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. >x cupboard [x -> examine] Ye cannot tell what maketh ye otherwise normal-looking cupboard magical, but ye taketh its word for it. Ye magic cupboard is open. >enter cupboard 'Twill sufficeth to entereth ye direction. If ye be uncertain which wayes ye may moveth, typeth exits. >get in cupboard Taketh what? >look Ye Olde Alchemical Storage Area Ye standeth in yon storage of arcanish chymical what-nots. Ye aire feeleth charged with potential magic, and smelleth pretty noxious. Ye whole place seemeth to be in some disarray... many papers hath been scattered about, and yon floor hath been pepper'd with broken glass! Amidst yon destruction, ye alchymist's desk leaneth upon its last legs. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese and ye magic arrow. >look Ye Olde Alchemical Storage Area Ye standeth in yon storage of arcanish chymical what-nots. Ye aire feeleth charged with potential magic, and smelleth pretty noxious. Ye whole place seemeth to be in some disarray... many papers hath been scattered about, and yon floor hath been pepper'd with broken glass! Amidst yon destruction, ye alchymist's desk leaneth upon its last legs. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south. >x table [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x desk [x -> examine] Ye rickety, olde desk hath taken harsh treatement from ye mixing of various chymicals & reagent-type things. Otherwise, 'twould not looketh so ugly. Ye desk appeareth to be unlockable with 1 silver key. Ye olde desk clutter is on ye alchymist's desk. >x clutter [x -> examine] Ye doth see nothing special about ye olde desk clutter. >x clutter [x -> examine] Ye doth see nothing special about ye olde desk clutter. >get clutter Ye taketh ye olde desk clutter from ye alchymist's desk. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >x clutter [x -> examine] Ye doth see nothing special about ye olde desk clutter. >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south. >look Ye Olde Alchemical Storage Area Ye standeth in yon storage of arcanish chymical what-nots. Ye aire feeleth charged with potential magic, and smelleth pretty noxious. Ye whole place seemeth to be in some disarray... many papers hath been scattered about, and yon floor hath been pepper'd with broken glass! Amidst yon destruction, ye alchymist's desk leaneth upon its last legs. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. >x legs [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >stand on desk Ye standeth upright. >push desk s Ye pusheth ye alchymist's desk, but nothing happeneth. >x glass [x -> examine] Variously sized pieces of jagged. >x papers [x -> examine] Varying alchemical formulae, notes, scribbles, and doodles. >get papers Ye papers are of no use to ye. >burn papers I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon papers. >look Ye Olde Alchemical Storage Area Ye standeth in yon storage of arcanish chymical what-nots. Ye aire feeleth charged with potential magic, and smelleth pretty noxious. Ye whole place seemeth to be in some disarray... many papers hath been scattered about, and yon floor hath been pepper'd with broken glass! Amidst yon destruction, ye alchymist's desk leaneth upon its last legs. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south. >s Ye moveth south. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >exits Ye can moveth north, south and west. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north, south, west and in. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >exits Ye can moveth north and east. >n Ye moveth north. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Passageway o' Paintings Ye perambulations pauseth in ye olde palace path which hath been purposed for ye purveyance & perlustration of portraiture. Yon plenteous paintings, plated in porcelain, packeth ye pillaresque plaster partition upon which they're plugged. Partway up (past ye perimeter of ye personal partakage and/or pilfering) protudeth yon parapet, upon which poiseth yon priceless picture o' ye pucesque perch (or, perhaps, yon pisces of ye puce-ish or puce-like persuasion). Plus, ye picayune placards posteth ye olde presentations on yon painters. Paces east passeth yon pointless parlour, or ye could possibly ploddeth off west. Also here is yon narcoleptic weasel. >x weasel [x -> examine] Ye rodent-type creature snoozeth quite contentedly. >*I get the cleverness, but it just looks like a bunch of gibberish. :( Pardon? >look In Ye Passageway o' Paintings Ye perambulations pauseth in ye olde palace path which hath been purposed for ye purveyance & perlustration of portraiture. Yon plenteous paintings, plated in porcelain, packeth ye pillaresque plaster partition upon which they're plugged. Partway up (past ye perimeter of ye personal partakage and/or pilfering) protudeth yon parapet, upon which poiseth yon priceless picture o' ye pucesque perch (or, perhaps, yon pisces of ye puce-ish or puce-like persuasion). Plus, ye picayune placards posteth ye olde presentations on yon painters. Paces east passeth yon pointless parlour, or ye could possibly ploddeth off west. Also here is yon narcoleptic weasel. >x porcelain [x -> examine] Priceless potties, potentially. >u Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and west. >w Ye moveth west. Outside Yon Dungeon Cellery Ye standeth on ye outerside of yon heavily grilled door, which ye assumeth doth lead into yon dungeon cell of some sort. From inside ye door wafteth some foul, greasy odour. Also, ye heareth some brutish grumbling. Ye north/south tunnel leadeth north from here (if ye somehow forgotteth), and to ye east appeareth to be some grand room for ye showcasing of yon paintings and other possibly treasureable framables! >exits Ye can moveth north and east. >n Ye moveth north. In Ye North/South Tunnel Ye standeth in ye north/south tunnel. Ye thinketh ye may begin to hateth yon tunnels. Yon wooden sign hangeth upon ye tunnel wall here. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Turn in Yon Tunnel Ye standeth at ye fateful turn in yon castle tunnel. Ye tunnel turneth east-to-south (or south-to-east, depending upon how ye looketh at it). >s Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] Ye Turn in Yon Tunnel Ye standeth at ye fateful turn in yon castle tunnel. Ye tunnel turneth east-to-south (or south-to-east, depending upon how ye looketh upon it). Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. > >undo Ye Turn in Yon Tunnel [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo In Ye North/South Tunnel [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo Outside Yon Dungeon Cellery [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo Outside Yon Dungeon Cellery [The previous turn has been undone.] >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and east. >n Ye moveth north. In Ye North/South Tunnel Ye standeth in ye north/south tunnel. Ye thinketh ye may begin to hateth yon tunnels. Yon wooden sign hangeth upon ye tunnel wall here. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Turn in Yon Tunnel Ye standeth at ye fateful turn in yon castle tunnel. Ye tunnel turneth east-to-south (or south-to-east, depending upon how ye looketh at it). >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and south. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Tunnel Middle Ye standeth in what looketh like any other east-west tunnel. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >score Ye currently carry 2 unit(s) of treasure or treasure-like things in ye treasure sack, including: * Ye brick o' gnomish gold! * Ye Fabergé muffin! Therefore ye currently ranketh as: YON STAMPSMAN. >look In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >e Ye moveth east. Outside Yon Ring of Lava Ye standeth on ye outside of yon ring of entirely deadly lava, which maketh ye sweat profusely. Yon island-type platform protrudeth from ye centre of yon ring in ye east, but quite out of ye reach. Ye suspecteth something fancy doth hide there. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >look Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >e Ye moveth east. Outside Yon Ring of Lava Ye standeth on ye outside of yon ring of entirely deadly lava, which maketh ye sweat profusely. Yon island-type platform protrudeth from ye centre of yon ring in ye east, but quite out of ye reach. Ye suspecteth something fancy doth hide there. >x platform [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x island [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x ring [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >e Ye starteth bumbling eastward, and then remembereth, alack! Ye cannot crosseth yon wide ring of compleatly & most certainly, irrefutably deadly molten lavastuffs (mostly on account of yon deadliness). >look Outside Yon Ring of Lava Ye standeth on ye outside of yon ring of entirely deadly lava, which maketh ye sweat profusely. Yon island-type platform protrudeth from ye centre of yon ring in ye east, but quite out of ye reach. Ye suspecteth something fancy doth hide there. >exits Ye can only moveth west. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >e Ye starteth bumbling eastward, and then remembereth, alack! Ye cannot crosseth yon wide ring of compleatly & most certainly, irrefutably deadly molten lavastuffs (mostly on account of yon deadliness). >e Ye starteth bumbling eastward, and then remembereth, alack! Ye cannot crosseth yon wide ring of compleatly & most certainly, irrefutably deadly molten lavastuffs (mostly on account of yon deadliness). >look Outside Yon Ring of Lava Ye standeth on ye outside of yon ring of entirely deadly lava, which maketh ye sweat profusely. Yon island-type platform protrudeth from ye centre of yon ring in ye east, but quite out of ye reach. Ye suspecteth something fancy doth hide there. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >put grass in lava Nay, 'twould most undoubtedly be yon unnecessary waste of yon grasses. >put flakes in lava Ye putteth ye oat flakes inside yon lava. >e Ye starteth bumbling eastward, and then remembereth, alack! Ye cannot crosseth yon wide ring of compleatly & most certainly, irrefutably deadly molten lavastuffs (mostly on account of yon deadliness). >undo Outside Yon Ring of Lava [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo Outside Yon Ring of Lava [The previous turn has been undone.] >undo Outside Yon Ring of Lava [The previous turn has been undone.] >get flakes Ye already has ye oat flakes! >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >x lava [x -> examine] If ye looketh at it too long, 'twill burneth ye eyes out. >eat lava Ye holdeth not yon lava. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >x flakes [x -> examine] Ye oat flakes for use in ye oatmeale. >e Ye starteth bumbling eastward, and then remembereth, alack! Ye cannot crosseth yon wide ring of compleatly & most certainly, irrefutably deadly molten lavastuffs (mostly on account of yon deadliness). >u Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >exits Ye can moveth west and down. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west and down. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west and up. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and east. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >d Ye moveth down. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. Also, ye goblin doth pranceth about in yon area. Goblin Bob hoppeth weirdly o'er to ye east. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and east. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >get cake Ye taketh ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Miraculously, though ye most certainly hath taken a pastry from't, ye stack doth not appear diminished in ye slightest. Surely, some magic must be afoot! >s Ye moveth south. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >d Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west and up. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >d Ye moveth down. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >give cake to troll [give cake to monster] Ye letteth ye hungry monster eateth ye cake treat. Ye monster doth seem to enjoy this very much. It belcheth quite loudly. "Still hungry!" it roareth. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west and up. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye west. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >get cake Taketh what? >n Ye moveth north. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >get cake Ye taketh ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Miraculously, though ye most certainly hath taken a pastry from't, ye stack doth not appear diminished in ye slightest. Surely, some magic must be afoot! >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, ye napkin, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >get cake But ye hath already taken ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes! Come, now... hath ye lost ye cake treat? (Y/N) >y [y -> yes] Then, lo, shall we forgetteth about ye previous one and giveth ye this one, in its stead. Ye taketh another cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Ye other-- wherever 'tis-- disappeareth somehow. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye east. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >d Ye moveth down. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >give cake to troll [give cake to monster] Ye letteth ye hungry monster eateth ye cake treat. Ye monster doth seem to enjoy this very much. It belcheth quite loudly. "Still hungry!" it roareth. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >*What? It wants more than one? [*What? Ye hungry monster wants more than one?] I understandeth not what ye want to do with ye hungry monster. >*Okay, 1:00 - have to stop for now. 15 mins, so 40 to go. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >save Ok. >*1:50 PM back. 40 mins to go would be 2:30. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >x monster [x -> examine] I toldeth ye once already. Yon humungous, big-toothed hunchback looketh pretty hungry. Ye thinketh 'tis called something like "Brog" or "Ralph." >e Ye moveth east. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. Also, ye goblin doth pranceth about in yon area. Ye goblin laugheth at ye for no apparent reason. Goblin Bob hoppeth weirdly o'er to ye south. >get cake Ye taketh ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Miraculously, though ye most certainly hath taken a pastry from't, ye stack doth not appear diminished in ye slightest. Surely, some magic must be afoot! >s Ye moveth south. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. Also, ye goblin doth pranceth about in yon area. Ye goblin diggeth at something in yon toenails for ye olde minute (or minute-type unit o' time). Goblin Bob hoppeth weirdly o'er to ye north. >get cake Ye already has ye cake treat! >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >d Ye moveth down. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >give cake to monster Ye letteth ye hungry monster eateth ye cake treat. Ye monster doth seem to enjoy this very much. It belcheth quite loudly. Ye monster roareth "S'cuse me!" and lumbereth away. >*Okay, that time it worked.... I think there's some kinda bug here though. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Tunnel Middle Ye standeth in what looketh like any other east-west tunnel. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east and west. >exit Ye can moveth east and west. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Turn in Yon Tunnel Ye standeth at ye fateful turn in yon castle tunnel. Ye tunnel turneth east-to-south (or south-to-east, depending upon how ye looketh at it). >exits Ye can moveth east and south. >s Ye moveth south. In Ye North/South Tunnel Ye standeth in ye north/south tunnel. Ye thinketh ye may begin to hateth yon tunnels. Yon wooden sign hangeth upon ye tunnel wall here. >exits Ye can moveth north and south. >s Ye moveth south. Outside Yon Dungeon Cellery Ye standeth on ye outerside of yon heavily grilled door, which ye assumeth doth lead into yon dungeon cell of some sort. From inside ye door wafteth some foul, greasy odour. Also, ye heareth some brutish grumbling. Ye north/south tunnel leadeth north from here (if ye somehow forgotteth), and to ye east appeareth to be some grand room for ye showcasing of yon paintings and other possibly treasureable framables! >s Ye cannot go in that direction (at present). >unlock door But ye holdeth no silver key(s) with which to unlocketh ye dungeon door. >look Outside Yon Dungeon Cellery Ye standeth on ye outerside of yon heavily grilled door, which ye assumeth doth lead into yon dungeon cell of some sort. From inside ye door wafteth some foul, greasy odour. Also, ye heareth some brutish grumbling. Ye north/south tunnel leadeth north from here (if ye somehow forgotteth), and to ye east appeareth to be some grand room for ye showcasing of yon paintings and other possibly treasureable framables! >*This would be more fun with a lot less fakery of Olde Englishe. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*But then I guess it would just be an ordinary dungeon/castle puzzle-fest.... [*But then I guess ye olde dungeon door would just be an ordinary dungeon/castle puzzle-fest] I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with ye olde dungeon door. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Outside Yon Dungeon Cellery Ye standeth on ye outerside of yon heavily grilled door, which ye assumeth doth lead into yon dungeon cell of some sort. From inside ye door wafteth some foul, greasy odour. Also, ye heareth some brutish grumbling. Ye north/south tunnel leadeth north from here (if ye somehow forgotteth), and to ye east appeareth to be some grand room for ye showcasing of yon paintings and other possibly treasureable framables! >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Passageway o' Paintings Ye perambulations pauseth in ye olde palace path which hath been purposed for ye purveyance & perlustration of portraiture. Yon plenteous paintings, plated in porcelain, packeth ye pillaresque plaster partition upon which they're plugged. Partway up (past ye perimeter of ye personal partakage and/or pilfering) protudeth yon parapet, upon which poiseth yon priceless picture o' ye pucesque perch (or, perhaps, yon pisces of ye puce-ish or puce-like persuasion). Plus, ye picayune placards posteth ye olde presentations on yon painters. Paces east passeth yon pointless parlour, or ye could possibly ploddeth off west. Also here is yon narcoleptic weasel. >x pillars [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >x placards [x -> examine] Yon placards proclaimeth ye personas of yon painters past, pallywaddling on as per ye olde patterns & practices of Peale, Picasso, and Pollock. WHAT, HO! Ye purloineth one of ye silver keys previously peeking partially past ye placard's periphery! >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 1 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >*Okay, good. Pardon? >look In Ye Passageway o' Paintings Ye perambulations pauseth in ye olde palace path which hath been purposed for ye purveyance & perlustration of portraiture. Yon plenteous paintings, plated in porcelain, packeth ye pillaresque plaster partition upon which they're plugged. Partway up (past ye perimeter of ye personal partakage and/or pilfering) protudeth yon parapet, upon which poiseth yon priceless picture o' ye pucesque perch (or, perhaps, yon pisces of ye puce-ish or puce-like persuasion). Plus, ye picayune placards posteth ye olde presentations on yon painters. Paces east passeth yon pointless parlour, or ye could possibly ploddeth off west. Also here is yon narcoleptic weasel. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >unlock Unlock what? >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north, south, west and in. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north, south, west and in. >in Ye moveth in. ***!!~~~YON SECRET ROOM~~~!!*** Ye standeth in ye olde secret treasure room! Congratulations! 'Tis one of yon cavernous-type areas lit by yon pair o' torches at yon middlish parts, ye only exit to which is to ye outwards. Betwixt yon torches there hovereth quite magically yon chalice or goblet-like cup. >*Why the bold text? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >get cup Ye taketh yon chalice or goblet-like cup, and pauseth to aweth at ye resplendence. HUZZAH! Ye hath gained 1 treasure! [presseth of yon return key to continue] ***!!~~~YON SECRET ROOM~~~!!*** Ye standeth in ye olde secret treasure room! Congratulations! 'Tis one of yon cavernous-type areas lit by yon pair o' torches at yon middlish parts, ye only exit to which is to ye outwards. >out Ye moveth out. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >e Ye moveth east. At Ye Toll Boothe Ye standeth in yon narrow stone corridor, which leadeth west to ye archerarium. Yon toll boothe blocketh ye waye east, howe'er; its sign readeth, "Wooden nickels ONLY!" Ye Dwarfish Yeoman sitteth at ye toll boothe with yon jar. >x jar [x -> examine] Yon jar for ye collection of wooden five-cent tolls. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and east. >*Two things needed a key though, right? The cell door and... something else? Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 1 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >x scroll [x -> examine] Ye scroll is writ in ye ancient runes of Mamnor. Ye cannot readeth of it except for ye word "Klarthaphmo", which ye thinketh is not a real word. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Verily, 'twill taketh ev'rything ye hath to getteth at yon wooden nickel. Also, ye longbow." >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, 1 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >look Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >n Ye moveth north. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >x hole [x -> examine] Yon itty-bitty hole in ye wall accessible only to ye weasel or weasel-like rodent. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north, south, west and in. >look In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >x hole [x -> examine] Yon itty-bitty hole in ye wall accessible only to ye weasel or weasel-like rodent. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Passageway o' Paintings Ye perambulations pauseth in ye olde palace path which hath been purposed for ye purveyance & perlustration of portraiture. Yon plenteous paintings, plated in porcelain, packeth ye pillaresque plaster partition upon which they're plugged. Partway up (past ye perimeter of ye personal partakage and/or pilfering) protudeth yon parapet, upon which poiseth yon priceless picture o' ye pucesque perch (or, perhaps, yon pisces of ye puce-ish or puce-like persuasion). Plus, ye picayune placards posteth ye olde presentations on yon painters. Paces east passeth yon pointless parlour, or ye could possibly ploddeth off west. Also here is yon narcoleptic weasel. >get weasel Ye picketh up yon narcoleptic weasel. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >put weasel in hole Okay, ye putteth it in ye hole. Howe'er it dothn't seem to do anything, so ye taketh it back out. Certainly 'twould worketh better if ye weasel were awaken'd? >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, yon narcoleptic weasel, 1 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >wake weasel I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon narcoleptic weasel. >give cheese to weasel Give ye olde cheese to who? >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Only ye One Weasel may fulfilleth ye prophesied journey through ye hole." >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, yon narcoleptic weasel, 1 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >x napkin [x -> examine] Ye see nothing special about ye napkin. >hit weasel Ye hits yon narcoleptic weasel, but nothing happeneth. >give nut to weasel Give ye nut to who? >pop weasel I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon narcoleptic weasel. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, yon narcoleptic weasel, 1 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >x weasel [x -> examine] Ye rodent-type creature snoozeth quite contentedly. >yell Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >scream Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >wake weasel I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon narcoleptic weasel. >look In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >e Ye moveth east. At Ye Toll Boothe Ye standeth in yon narrow stone corridor, which leadeth west to ye archerarium. Yon toll boothe blocketh ye waye east, howe'er; its sign readeth, "Wooden nickels ONLY!" Ye Dwarfish Yeoman sitteth at ye toll boothe with yon jar. >get jar Ye doth not thinketh ye dwarf would letteth ye, so ye leaveth it be instead. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >e Ye moveth east. At Ye Toll Boothe Ye standeth in yon narrow stone corridor, which leadeth west to ye archerarium. Yon toll boothe blocketh ye waye east, howe'er; its sign readeth, "Wooden nickels ONLY!" Ye Dwarfish Yeoman sitteth at ye toll boothe with yon jar. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >x hole [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >n Ye moveth north. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >x hole [x -> examine] Yon itty-bitty hole in ye wall accessible only to ye weasel or weasel-like rodent. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north, south, west and in. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Passageway o' Paintings Ye perambulations pauseth in ye olde palace path which hath been purposed for ye purveyance & perlustration of portraiture. Yon plenteous paintings, plated in porcelain, packeth ye pillaresque plaster partition upon which they're plugged. Partway up (past ye perimeter of ye personal partakage and/or pilfering) protudeth yon parapet, upon which poiseth yon priceless picture o' ye pucesque perch (or, perhaps, yon pisces of ye puce-ish or puce-like persuasion). Plus, ye picayune placards posteth ye olde presentations on yon painters. Paces east passeth yon pointless parlour, or ye could possibly ploddeth off west. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Olde Alchemical Storage Area Ye standeth in yon storage of arcanish chymical what-nots. Ye aire feeleth charged with potential magic, and smelleth pretty noxious. Ye whole place seemeth to be in some disarray... many papers hath been scattered about, and yon floor hath been pepper'd with broken glass! Amidst yon destruction, ye alchymist's desk leaneth upon its last legs. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. >x cupboard [x -> examine] Ye cannot tell what maketh ye otherwise normal-looking cupboard magical, but ye taketh its word for it. Ye magic cupboard is open. >open cupboard Ye magic cupboard is already open! >close it [close ye magic cupboard] Ye closeth ye magic cupboard. >open it [open ye magic cupboard] Ye openeth ye magic cupboard. >x cupboard [x -> examine] Ye cannot tell what maketh ye otherwise normal-looking cupboard magical, but ye taketh its word for it. Ye magic cupboard is open. >look Ye Olde Alchemical Storage Area Ye standeth in yon storage of arcanish chymical what-nots. Ye aire feeleth charged with potential magic, and smelleth pretty noxious. Ye whole place seemeth to be in some disarray... many papers hath been scattered about, and yon floor hath been pepper'd with broken glass! Amidst yon destruction, ye alchymist's desk leaneth upon its last legs. Also in yon corner hangeth ye magic cupboard. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, yon narcoleptic weasel, 1 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >x clutter [x -> examine] Ye doth see nothing special about ye olde desk clutter. >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south. >put clutter in cupboard Ye putteth ye olde desk clutter inside ye magic cupboard. >close cupboard Ye closeth ye magic cupboard. >open cupboard Ye openeth ye magic cupboard. Inside ye magic cupboard is ye olde desk clutter. >get clutter Ye taketh ye olde desk clutter from ye magic cupboard. >s Ye moveth south. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >*What kinda magic cabinet doesn't transmorphiphy stuff? :( Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and east. >e Ye moveth east. At Ye Toll Boothe Ye standeth in yon narrow stone corridor, which leadeth west to ye archerarium. Yon toll boothe blocketh ye waye east, howe'er; its sign readeth, "Wooden nickels ONLY!" Ye Dwarfish Yeoman sitteth at ye toll boothe with yon jar. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Archerarium Ye standeth in ye room for ye testing of archery skills by archers and archer-type people. If ye, too, saweth fit to practiceth ye skills at bowmanship, ye might shoot yon targets with whate'er ye hath that'll shoot (if anything). Or, if ye felt like one of ye real hotshots, ye could tryeth ye luck at hitting ye wooden nickel that hangeth far o'erhead. Yon pointless parlour layeth to ye north, and another corridor leadeth ye east. >w Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and east. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and east. >n Ye moveth north. In Ye Pointless Parlour Ye standeth in ye pointless place, which ye thinketh might hath been one of yon parlours or something back in ye good olde days. Now 'tis mostly bare, and likely to maketh ye excogitate broodingly if ye be up for such a thing. Ye eastern wall hath in it yon semi-circular hole where it meeteth yon floor. Curiously electrical, pungent odours wafteth from ye room to ye north, while nothing special wafteth from ye room to ye south. Westward, yon plethora o' P words putteth yon pucker upon ye lips. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Passageway o' Paintings Ye perambulations pauseth in ye olde palace path which hath been purposed for ye purveyance & perlustration of portraiture. Yon plenteous paintings, plated in porcelain, packeth ye pillaresque plaster partition upon which they're plugged. Partway up (past ye perimeter of ye personal partakage and/or pilfering) protudeth yon parapet, upon which poiseth yon priceless picture o' ye pucesque perch (or, perhaps, yon pisces of ye puce-ish or puce-like persuasion). Plus, ye picayune placards posteth ye olde presentations on yon painters. Paces east passeth yon pointless parlour, or ye could possibly ploddeth off west. >w Ye moveth west. Outside Yon Dungeon Cellery Ye standeth on ye outerside of yon heavily grilled door, which ye assumeth doth lead into yon dungeon cell of some sort. From inside ye door wafteth some foul, greasy odour. Also, ye heareth some brutish grumbling. Ye north/south tunnel leadeth north from here (if ye somehow forgotteth), and to ye east appeareth to be some grand room for ye showcasing of yon paintings and other possibly treasureable framables! >s Ye cannot go in that direction (at present). >unlock door with key Ye putteth one of ye silver keys into ye olde dungeon door and unlocketh it. It looketh like ye still requireth 2 silver key(s) to unlocketh ye olde dungeon door compleatly. >x door [x -> examine] Ye olde dungeon door hath an iron grille (or "ferrous entrapped lookslot", for those in ye know) at about ye eye level, through which ye doth see ye inexorable blackness of ye cellery. Ye see two beady, reddish eyes within-- which must undoubtedly belongeth to an orc! Ye olde dungeon door appeareth to be unlockable with 2 silver key(s). Howe'er one o' ye locks looketh like ye mythical, one-of-a-kind tungsten lock! >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, yon narcoleptic weasel, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, yon narcoleptic weasel, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >n Ye moveth north. In Ye North/South Tunnel Ye standeth in ye north/south tunnel. Ye thinketh ye may begin to hateth yon tunnels. Yon wooden sign hangeth upon ye tunnel wall here. >x sign [x -> examine] It sayeth in big letters: "PLEASE FEEDETH NOT YON TROLLS! and/or ye troll-like things, personages, et cetera." Perhaps 'twas expected ye would've come from ye other direction? Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye north. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move north and south. Ye goblin maketh an attempt to wipeth something upon ye tunic sleeve, but ye recoileth just in time! Bored or something, ye goblin flicketh away whate'er-it-was it tried to smeareth on ye. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Turn in Yon Tunnel Ye standeth at ye fateful turn in yon castle tunnel. Ye tunnel turneth east-to-south (or south-to-east, depending upon how ye looketh at it). Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye south. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Tunnel Middle Ye standeth in what looketh like any other east-west tunnel. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >x object [x -> examine] It consisteth of several & various appendages blanketed with zounds of intricacies. >get object Ye cannot taketh ye intricate object! >x intricacies [x -> examine] Verily, ye intricacies hath ye fancifully labyrinthine patterns of spirals & spangles. >e Ye moveth east. Outside Yon Ring of Lava Ye standeth on ye outside of yon ring of entirely deadly lava, which maketh ye sweat profusely. Yon island-type platform protrudeth from ye centre of yon ring in ye east, but quite out of ye reach. Ye suspecteth something fancy doth hide there. >jump over lava Alas, ye hath not any real skill in jumping-sports except to bounceth in place and go, "Wheee-boinng" (which ye might do if ye just typeth jump and presseth return). >jump Wheee-boinng. >e Ye starteth bumbling eastward, and then remembereth, alack! Ye cannot crosseth yon wide ring of compleatly & most certainly, irrefutably deadly molten lavastuffs (mostly on account of yon deadliness). >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, yon narcoleptic weasel, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >*No way would I solve this in 2 hours without hints. It's just too long a game. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >e Ye starteth bumbling eastward, and then remembereth, alack! Ye cannot crosseth yon wide ring of compleatly & most certainly, irrefutably deadly molten lavastuffs (mostly on account of yon deadliness). >look Outside Yon Ring of Lava Ye standeth on ye outside of yon ring of entirely deadly lava, which maketh ye sweat profusely. Yon island-type platform protrudeth from ye centre of yon ring in ye east, but quite out of ye reach. Ye suspecteth something fancy doth hide there. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye west. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye east. >*Oh man. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >get cake Ye taketh ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Miraculously, though ye most certainly hath taken a pastry from't, ye stack doth not appear diminished in ye slightest. Surely, some magic must be afoot! >s Ye moveth south. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). Also, ye goblin doth pranceth about in yon area. Ye goblin breaketh winde and guffaweth o'er it to yonself. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west and down. Ye goblin giveth ye yon slobbery wet Willy! GROSS! Whilst ye recovereth, it stealeth ye Fabergé muffin from ye treasure sack. It retreateth thereafter to some mysterious location, giggling uproariously to yonself. >undo In Ye Cow Feedery [The previous turn has been undone.] >d Ye moveth down. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >give cake to monster Ye letteth ye hungry monster eateth ye cake treat. Ye monster doth seem to enjoy this very much. It belcheth quite loudly. "Still hungry!" it roareth. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >e Ye moveth east. Outside Yon Ring of Lava Ye standeth on ye outside of yon ring of entirely deadly lava, which maketh ye sweat profusely. Yon island-type platform protrudeth from ye centre of yon ring in ye east, but quite out of ye reach. Ye suspecteth something fancy doth hide there. >get cake Taketh what? >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, yon grasses, ye napkin, yon narcoleptic weasel, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west and down. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye west. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >*WT I guess. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >get cake Taketh what? >n Ye moveth north. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >get cake Ye taketh ye cake treat from yon stack o' cakes. Miraculously, though ye most certainly hath taken a pastry from't, ye stack doth not appear diminished in ye slightest. Surely, some magic must be afoot! >s Ye moveth south. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). Also, ye goblin doth pranceth about in yon area. Ye goblin tryeth to burp out ye ABC's. It doth not getteth very far before it noticeth ye are not paying attention. >d Ye moveth down. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >x object [x -> examine] It consisteth of several & various appendages blanketed with zounds of intricacies. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye west. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west and down. Ye goblin diggeth at something in yon toenails for ye olde minute (or minute-type unit o' time). >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye east. >x fountain [x -> examine] Yon fountain doth bubble forth with ye waters of some effervescence. Inside yon fountain is ye bottled boat. >get bottle Ye taketh ye bottled boat from yon fountain. Goblin Bob hoppeth weirdly o'er to ye east. >s Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move east, west and up. >e Ye moveth east. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). Also, ye goblin doth pranceth about in yon area. Ye goblin tryeth to burp out ye ABC's. It doth not getteth very far before it noticeth ye are not paying attention. Goblin Bob hoppeth weirdly o'er to below. >d Ye moveth down. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. Also, ye goblin doth pranceth about in yon area. >x object [x -> examine] It consisteth of several & various appendages blanketed with zounds of intricacies. Ye goblin laugheth at ye for no apparent reason. Goblin Bob hoppeth weirdly o'er to above. >x appendages [x -> examine] They looketh astoundingly army. There dangleth from ye appendages yon doodads. Lo, one of ye appendages seemeth not to be any olde appendage, but a movable. Another doth appear to groweth yon fruit of some kind. >move appendage Ye cannot move ye appendages. >x doodads [x -> examine] Ineffable little buggers. When ye squinteth, ye noticeth they doth sporteth yon novelties and ye glongenfrilschafible. >x novelties [x -> examine] Undoubtedly from ye olde castle gifte shoppe, which ye cannot wait to discovereth. Ye bottle opener is on ye novelties. >get opener Ye taketh ye bottle opener from ye novelties. >open bottle Ye openeth yon bottle with ye proper utensil, and out poppeth ye magic boat. Since ye no longer needeth ye bottle (or so ye thinketh), ye tosseth it o'er ye shoulder & it disappeareth. Verily, ye hath practiced that trick for some amount of time! (See Puzzle Footnote 4) >puzzle footnote 4 Puzzle Footnote #4: "Discarding space hath always been one of ye great & mysterious quandaries of various gamestory-like creations. For ye olde scribe, at least, it raiseth such queries as: If ye putteth things in there all o' ye time, wherefore can ye not taketh ye stuff out from't as routinely? How come ye must be compelled to useth it? And just where doth it all go, anyway? "Discarding space seemeth to only worketh one-way. One could speculateth about other items coming from ye other side, but rarely doth it e'er seem to be ye same object which one hath dropped into't, if there be any difference. Verily, when all o' ye silver key(s) looketh ye same, how could ye e'er telleth one apart from ye other to beginneth with? "Speaking of ye silver key(s), why must ye e'en useth yon discarding space? (See Footnote 42) Dothn't ye disposal promoteth wastefulness & moreover seemeth impractical to ye adventuring needs, not to mention contrariwise to ye assumed kleptomaniacal nature? 'Twould seemeth so much more convenient to just holdeth onto ev'rything, but (See Footnote 3). "Also, pondereth for ye moment ye meaning of discarding space. Hath ye been littering? Doth there existeth some other dimension into which all discarded items in history hath gone, there to accumulateth uselessly, killing off ye unthought-about & locally indigenous fauna fore'er? If so, doth ye gateway to't existeth ev'rywhence or doth it only followeth particular adventuring individuals? Or, perhaps, doth discarded objects just disappeareth like ye olde magician's scarf or scarf-like thing...? "Well, 'tis just one of ye olde simulations. Thinketh not too hard about it." >footnote 5 But ye hathn't revealed Footnote 5, yet! >footnote 42 Footnote #42: "A'times there existeth in ye gameworlds certain inexplicable, extramimetic forces which compelleth particular things to be as they be." >look Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >w Ye blundereth westward... and bumpeth into ye olde friend Brog again. "Still hungry!" it shouteth. [presseth yon return key to continue] In Ye East/West Tunnel Ye standeth in ye narrow tunnel with darkly stoned walls and ye low ceiling. It runneth from ye east to ye west. Yon hungry monster standeth o'er ye in this place, quite expectorantly. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >e Ye moveth east. Outside Yon Ring of Lava Ye standeth on ye outside of yon ring of entirely deadly lava, which maketh ye sweat profusely. Yon island-type platform protrudeth from ye centre of yon ring in ye east, but quite out of ye reach. Ye suspecteth something fancy doth hide there. >u Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move west. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Room of Yon Intricate Object Ye standeth in ye quite self-explanatory room. Lo, yon intricate object more-or-less standeth in ye room with ye. Two passages leadeth east and west toward yon source of intense heat and yon long tunnel, respectively. Also, yon pungent bovinous odours wafteth from out ye trapdoor above, t'whence ye may moveth upward. >u Ye moveth up. In Ye Cow Feedery Ye standeth in ye room which stinketh of ye bovine odours-- fitting, for in ye room standeth ye bovine. Ye bovine stareth rather blankly and cheweth. Nearby ye bovine there riseth from ye floor yon automatic trough and ye hopper. Ye trapdoor leadeth down from here (and yea, ye could also returneth to ye fountain room to ye west). Also, ye goblin doth pranceth about in yon area. >w Ye moveth west. In Ye Fountain Room Ye standeth in ye wide-open room of stone, in ye centre or centre-type area of which ye beholdeth of yon fountain. Ye smelleth yon savoury odours of what ye believeth to be yon bakery-type area to ye west; howe'er, another corridor would leadeth ye east. Ye may also taketh some stairs up to yon indoor garden of some kind. Goblin Bob boundeth in from ye east. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Bakery Ye standeth in ye bakery, from whence ye goods of ye Bread Kingdom doth grace ye marketry. Ye baked goods come from ye oven of yon bakermen (& not from ye automated machine types), and be it known that ye sweat and joy of yon bakers infuseth ye breadstuffs with ye selfsame or some such. To ye east is ye fountain room, and to ye delight of ye sweet tooth, ye cakery is to ye north. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Cakery Ye standeth in ye cakery, which packeth ye cakeful delights in abundance. Yon stack o' cakes doth tempt ye, verily, and yet ye believeth 'tis too much cake to e'er possibly consumeth of it all. To ye south of ye cakery lieth ye more mundane bakery and to ye east is ye dakery. There is an enormous cake here. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Dakery Ye standeth in ye dakery. Though ye may not be certain what a dakery is, ye remaineth quite sure it must involveth some degree of fakery. To ye west is yon delectable cakery and to ye south standeth ye flakery. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Flakery Ye standeth in ye repository of all things flake-like. Ye building looketh pretty dull, except for yon pile o' flakes which spreadeth across ye walls and covereth ye surfaces. To ye north is ye dakery and to ye west ye heareth ye rushing sounds of water from ye lakery. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Lakery Ye standeth in ye room which maketh ye bodies of water. Ye room hath no walls nor ceiling & yon floor is not-so-grassful. Ye waterfall feedeth ye stream which in turn trickleth into ye lake. Ye entrance to ye flakery is back to ye east and ye makery is across ye lake to ye north. >n Ye set sail across ye lake in ye magic boat. [presseth any key to continue] Ye Makery Ye standeth in ye makery, upon ye scenic northern shore of ye lakery. 'Twas here, yon myriad o' ages ago, that ye ancient makers & make-a-teers did maketh of many magical objecteries and other relique-type thingamabobs. Ye supposeth ye could do ye same if ye typeth make item and presseth return. Ye senseth some seismic disturbances to ye east, and surmiseth that direction must leadeth to ye quakery. >undo Ye Lakery [The previous turn has been undone.] >put boat in lake Ye need only to walk across ye water whilst holding ye magic boat... that's what maketh it magical! >n Ye set sail across ye lake in ye magic boat. [presseth any key to continue] Ye Makery Ye standeth in ye makery, upon ye scenic northern shore of ye lakery. 'Twas here, yon myriad o' ages ago, that ye ancient makers & make-a-teers did maketh of many magical objecteries and other relique-type thingamabobs. Ye supposeth ye could do ye same if ye typeth make item and presseth return. Ye senseth some seismic disturbances to ye east, and surmiseth that direction must leadeth to ye quakery. >make key I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with 0 silver key(s). >make silver key I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with 0 silver key(s). >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, yon magic boat, ye napkin, ye bottle opener, yon narcoleptic weasel, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >make boat I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with yon magic boat. >make bow Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Makery Ye standeth in ye makery, upon ye scenic northern shore of ye lakery. 'Twas here, yon myriad o' ages ago, that ye ancient makers & make-a-teers did maketh of many magical objecteries and other relique-type thingamabobs. Ye supposeth ye could do ye same if ye typeth make item and presseth return. Ye senseth some seismic disturbances to ye east, and surmiseth that direction must leadeth to ye quakery. >make item Ye shall maketh ye...? Typeth ye name of ye object or object-like thing which ye desireth. >key Behold! Ye key appeareth from ye thin aire. Ye key looketh one-of-a-kind. Ye key sayeth, "Call me Fred!" Ye realizeth ye had best refer to ye key as Fred, or else ye key shall to refuseth listen. [presseth yon return key to continue] Ye Fred doth loungeth here, awaiting ye. Ye can always re-maketh ye Fred in another image if ye again typeth "make item" whilst in ye makery. >x fred [x -> examine] 'Tis a fine example of ye key named Fred. Fred refuseth to be called ye key, howe'er. Perhaps ye Fred considereth it rude or something? Ye key hath some googly eyes on. Also, it looketh one-of-a-kind! >make bow Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >make Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >bow Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >make Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >get fred Ye taketh yon key. "Whee!" sayeth Fred. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye Fred, ye oat flakes, ye cake treat, yon grasses, yon magic boat, ye napkin, ye bottle opener, yon narcoleptic weasel, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >*I think I'm going to give up. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*I don't see any big payoff coming in this whole thing. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*It's tough to read -- too tough. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*Too much to do and too little time left.... Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >look Ye Makery Ye standeth in ye makery, upon ye scenic northern shore of ye lakery. 'Twas here, yon myriad o' ages ago, that ye ancient makers & make-a-teers did maketh of many magical objecteries and other relique-type thingamabobs. Ye supposeth ye could do ye same if ye typeth make item and presseth return. Ye senseth some seismic disturbances to ye east, and surmiseth that direction must leadeth to ye quakery. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Quakery Ye more or less standeth in ye olde quarry-like area with unquiet grounds. Lo, ye ages-old makery standeth to ye west & ye can also passeth to ye south toward a shed of some sort. Ye olde man Hamish standeth here quite tremblingishly. By yon ages-old magical techniques, ye ferocious jiggling of ye ground doth churneth ye oat flakes into oatmeale! >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye Fred, ye cake treat, yon grasses, yon magic boat, ye napkin, ye bottle opener, yon oatmeale, yon narcoleptic weasel, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >x oatmeale [x -> examine] Ye smudge o' oatmeale looketh old and bubbleth o'er with ye scant pungent odour of ye wafting fossiled crusty wheates. 'Tis ye sort of thing only yon rough 'n tumble, Scotsmen-like elders could eat. >look Ye Quakery Ye more or less standeth in ye olde quarry-like area with unquiet grounds. Lo, ye ages-old makery standeth to ye west & ye can also passeth to ye south toward a shed of some sort. Ye olde man Hamish standeth here quite tremblingishly. >x hamish [x -> examine] Ye olde man looketh a bit shaky. Hamish is wearing ye magical spectacles. >get spectacles Hamish refuseth to giveth ye ye magical spectacles! >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye Fred, ye cake treat, yon grasses, yon magic boat, ye napkin, ye bottle opener, yon oatmeale, yon narcoleptic weasel, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >give treat to hamish Hamish doth not seem interested in ye cake treat. >give cheese to hamish Hamish doth not seem interested in ye olde cheese. >talk to hamish Ye olde man stuttereth for "o-o-oatmeal." >give oatmeal to hamish Ye olde man taketh yon oatmeale, but quivereth so tremulentously that he endeth up unable to properly inserteth yon oatmeale into his oral caverns without making yon gigantic mess. Being ostensibly quite picky about yon messery, Hamish refuseth to venture further upon ye matter. Ye may needeth to find something which may helpeth him in his edible endeavour! >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye Fred, ye cake treat, yon grasses, yon magic boat, ye napkin, ye bottle opener, yon narcoleptic weasel, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >e Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south and west. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Rakery Ye standeth in ye olde garden shed or some such thing. Ye place appeareth to be abandoned-- behold, ye only item of its original holdings that remaineth is ye olde rake. Ye quakery is to ye north, and ye heareth ye most unsavoury hissing noises from ye westerly snakery. >*LOL. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >read book Ye Booke of Wisdom sayeth: "Ye cannot taketh ye rake." >get rake Ye considereth, but decideth not to. 'Tis ye only thing ye shed hath left, and ye would feel bad about taking ye only thing that maketh ye shed fitteth with ye -akery theme that marketh this string o' rooms in ye castle. >w Ye moveth west. Ye Snakery Ye standeth about yea high in writhing, legless reptilian types which hisseth all dangerously at ye. Ye entrance to ye rakery is to ye east, whilst another corridor leadeth ye north toward yon room which stinketh of ye goblin things. Ye thinketh ye'll not be able to maketh yon northway until ye doth something to riddeth ye room of yon snake problem. >n Ye thinketh of it with some trepidarious considerations & decideth 'twould be much wiser to not risketh becoming viper chow. >look Ye Snakery Ye standeth about yea high in writhing, legless reptilian types which hisseth all dangerously at ye. Ye entrance to ye rakery is to ye east, whilst another corridor leadeth ye north toward yon room which stinketh of ye goblin things. Ye thinketh ye'll not be able to maketh yon northway until ye doth something to riddeth ye room of yon snake problem. >x snakes [x -> examine] Ye really, really, really hopeth yon snakes hath neither ye olde poisonous venomings or yon irrational dislike of ye patterning on ye pantaloons. Certainly, either could be quite deadly to ye. >*Stopping at 2:15 PM. I feel bad for not finishing. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*But I'm just not having fun with this. I do like lots and lots of puzzles. Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*But I don't think it's going to be anything more than it already is. [*But I don't think it's going to be anything more than ye snakes already is] I understandeth not what ye wanteth to do with ye snakes. >e Ye moveth east. Ye Rakery Ye standeth in ye olde garden shed or some such thing. Ye place appeareth to be abandoned-- behold, ye only item of its original holdings that remaineth is ye olde rake. Ye quakery is to ye north, and ye heareth ye most unsavoury hissing noises from ye westerly snakery. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Quakery Ye more or less standeth in ye olde quarry-like area with unquiet grounds. Lo, ye ages-old makery standeth to ye west & ye can also passeth to ye south toward a shed of some sort. Ye olde man Hamish standeth here quite tremblingishly. >n Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south and west. >u Ye cannot go in that direction, but can move south and west. >look Ye Quakery Ye more or less standeth in ye olde quarry-like area with unquiet grounds. Lo, ye ages-old makery standeth to ye west & ye can also passeth to ye south toward a shed of some sort. Ye olde man Hamish standeth here quite tremblingishly. >x shed [x -> examine] Ye doth see no such thing. >s Ye moveth south. Ye Rakery Ye standeth in ye olde garden shed or some such thing. Ye place appeareth to be abandoned-- behold, ye only item of its original holdings that remaineth is ye olde rake. Ye quakery is to ye north, and ye heareth ye most unsavoury hissing noises from ye westerly snakery. >x rake [x -> examine] It looketh... like ye olde rake of fairly rusticulated & brittle construction. It hath no surprises in store for ye, apparently. >i [i -> inventory] Ye weareth ye magic belt and ye magical oven mitt, and ye carrieth of ye nut, ye treasure sack, ye Booke of Wisdom, ye spell scroll, ye Fred, ye cake treat, yon grasses, yon magic boat, ye napkin, ye bottle opener, yon narcoleptic weasel, 0 silver key(s), ye olde cheese, ye olde desk clutter and ye magic arrow. >x grasses [x -> examine] Lo, 'tis ye green pointy stuff that cows & such doth graze upon. >n Ye moveth north. Ye Quakery Ye more or less standeth in ye olde quarry-like area with unquiet grounds. Lo, ye ages-old makery standeth to ye west & ye can also passeth to ye south toward a shed of some sort. Ye olde man Hamish standeth here quite tremblingishly. >x hamish [x -> examine] Ye olde man looketh a bit shaky. Hamish is wearing ye magical spectacles, and is carrying yon oatmeale. >credits TITLE: Yon Astounding Castle! of some sort. AUTHOR: Ye scribbling scribe, Tiberius Thingamus! Especial thanks goeth to both my most faithful & illustrious beta-tester, Ren (as well as yon equally faithful & illustrious testers who wisheth for whate'er reason to remaineth anonymous), and to Campbell Wild for allowing laymen scribbling scribe-types such as myself to practiceth ye olde art of game-makery! Sound effects also by Tiberius Thingamus, using TextAloud & Audacity. Art by ye most able illustrator, Robert Bogl. >*Sound effects? I didn't get those in SCARE. Maybe I should install Adrift (new laptop) Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*laptop Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >*2:15 PM Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key. >quit Do you really want to quit? Yes